Movie Buzz

You sank my Battleship! Plus, A-Team news and a well-placed kick in the groin

May 20, 2009

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SHERLOCK HOLMES
Things I Learned by Watching the Trailer: Robert Downey Jr. punches like a girl, Rachel McAdams enjoys strutting around in lingerie and there’s nothing quite as effective (and hilarious!) as a well-placed kick in groin.
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A CHRISTMAS CAROL
Like The Polar Express, Only Not All Creepy and Weird Looking This clip was awesome until Scrooge starts talking. Because the voice that comes out of his word hole is Jim Carrey’s, and that just makes me want to punch him in the throat.
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THE A-TEAM
Face/On Bradley Cooper will play Face. Here’s an excellent way to get the original Face, Dirk Benedict, in the movie: Basically, rip off the time-travel plot from Star Trek. Dirk, playing future Face, travels back in time to meet up with young Face, maybe in some sort of Hoth-like ice cave, and has to convince him to give this Hannibal guy a chance.
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BATTLESHIP
No, Really. They’re Making a Battleship Movie I can’t wait for the sequels – Electronic Battleship and Electronic Talking Battleship!
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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
What Someone in the New Poster Might be Thinking: “Come on guys. Let’s go brood out in the woods. Looks like there’s three of us. Who wants to be the meat in the Goth sandwich?”