G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA
Cobra Rises, Eiffel Tower Falls. Coincidence? Here’s
another clip from the MTV movie awards, in case you ever wanted to see the Eiffel Tower knocked down by a green blobby thing. Idea: What they really need to do is charge five bucks to sit in a theater for 25 minutes watching just the action scenes, because the rest is gonna be crap. In fact, I can name at least 50 movies they should do this for, like
2012, for example.