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Ocean View High is an upscale suburban school in an otherwise unidentified community. It's 1971, the point when the sexual revolution started moving into full swing and even a lot of Middle America, at least on the two coasts, admitted the existence of same revolution. It seems like the guys and girls at Ocean View are all loving pretty freely, and that extends to the school's resident faculty hero, football coach/guidance counselor "Tiger" McDrew (Rock Hudson), who -- despite his being married, with a child -- has been bedding many of the prettiest girls at the school. The only kid seemingly not "getting any" is Ponce de Leon Harper (John David Carson), who is starting to get neurotic and suffer academically, so much so that he seeks advice from McDrew, especially where his new substitute teacher, Miss Smith (Angie Dickinson), is concerned. But then various girls start turning up at the school dead, in various states of undress, with cryptic notes pinned to intimate parts of their anatomy. The lunkhead county sheriff (Keenan Wynn) is forced to defer to a state police investigator (Telly Savalas), who starts nosing around the school and uncovers more than he bargained for in terms of libidinous students, among other problems. Meanwhile, Ponce finds his problem taken care of by Miss Smith, at McDrew's request. But there's still a killer stalking the school. If the plot and ambience of this movie seems shocking today, that's because it would be. Made at the outset of the sexual revolution, this was MGM's desperate attempt to run with the times, in terms of depicting a high school where sexual relations between students are considered routine and even those between faculty and students are accepted as long as they're kept quiet. Anyone trying to make such a movie in 2006 would face threats of prosecution, investigation, etc., and probably find it impossible to get the movie booked into theaters; MGM didn't have that easy a time in 1971, though (amazingly) the movie has been shown on television. Precisely what director Roger Vadim brought to Gene Roddenberry's screenplay (based on a novel by Francis Pollini) is difficult to tell, though he at least makes the sleazy and tawdry, smirky sex scenes and leering camera shots flow smoothly -- screenplay, director, and cameraman alike are fixated on the female anatomy throughout, though not in as distinctive a manner as Russ Meyer and his attachment to breasts. The presence of a couple of Star Trek co-stars and supporting villains, James Doohan and William Campbell, also makes this especially weird to watch. ~ Bruce Eder, Rovi

Cast

Rock Hudson
as Tiger
Angie Dickinson
as Miss Smith
Telly Savalas
as Capt. Sam Surcher
John Carson
as Ponce
Roddy McDowall
as Proffer
Keenan Wynn
as Chief John Poldaski
James Doohan
as Follo
Brenda Sykes
as Pamela Wilcox
Alberto Isaac
as Boy
Diane Sherry
as Sheryl
Gary Tigerman
Gretchen Burrell
as Marjorie
Guy Remsen
Joanna Cameron
as Yvonne Millick
Joe Quinn
as Board Member
Joy Bang
as Rita
June Fairchild
as Sonya Sonny Swingle
Margaret Markov
as Polly
Orville Sherman
as Pastor
Otis Greene
as Police Doctor
Barbara Leigh
as Jean McDrew
Susan Tolsky
as Miss Craymire
Tim Ray
Topo Swope
Aimee Eccles
as Hilda Lee

Crew

Roger Vadim
Director
Gene Roddenberry
Producer
Gene Roddenberry
Screenwriter
Michael Curb
Songwriter
Lalo Schifrin
Composer (Music Score)
Bill Brame
Editor
George W. Davis
Art Director
Robert R. Benton
Set Designer
William Theiss
Costume Designer
Hal Watkins
Sound/Sound Designer
Jerry Jost
Sound/Sound Designer
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