Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
Take the Lead Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … made me go 'Awwww!' …
Taken Jan. 30, 2009 B+ The guy from "Kinsey" gets his Rambo on.
The Taking of Pelham 123 Jun. 12, 2009 D+ Off the rails.
Taking Woodstock Aug. 28, 2009 C  Hippies: clean, responsible, entrepreneurial.
The Tale of Despereaux Dec. 18, 2008 B+ ...gentle and literate...
Talk to Me Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … the kind of movie that you beg Don Cheadle to star in.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Sep. 16, 2008 A  … start-to-finish-funny …
Taxi to the Dark Side Sep. 16, 2008 A  … clearly anti-war and anti-Bush.
Tears of the Black Tiger Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … [a] heartbreaky Asian cowboy cartoon …
Teeth Sep. 16, 2008 C  … the horror isn't frightening …
The Ten Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … completely, sinfully unfunny.
Terminator Salvation May. 22, 2009 B+ If by salvation you mean explosions of doom...
Terror's Advocate Sep. 16, 2008 A  … densely-packed, exhausting, infuriating …
Tetro Jun. 11, 2009 B- It means "gloomy" in Italian.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … not scary.
Thank You for Smoking Sep. 16, 2008 B- … mostly-funny-but-still-soft …
Then She Found Me Sep. 16, 2008 C- … not as funny as it thinks it is.
There Will Be Blood Sep. 16, 2008 A  It's one of the best movies anyone's made all year.
Things We Lost in the Fire Sep. 16, 2008 B- It almost works.
Thirst Jul. 29, 2009 B+ Vampires. Ghosts. Sex. Blood. Fun.
This Christmas Sep. 16, 2008 B- … way better than just about any Tyler Perry film …
This Film Is Not Yet Rated Sep. 16, 2008 A  … life-affirming in its own weird way.
This Is England Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … sad and fascinating …
Three ... Extremes Sep. 16, 2008 A  … gruesome …
Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada Sep. 16, 2008 B  … a sense of humor that's as pitch-black as a decomposing corpse.
Through the Fire Sep. 16, 2008 C  … ignore-the-serious-issues documentary …
The Time Traveler's Wife Aug. 12, 2009 C- I love you. See you later.
Tokyo! Mar. 05, 2009 B+ Three times the weirdness...
Transamerica Sep. 16, 2008 B  Very convincing …
Transformers Sep. 16, 2008 B+ You will leave smiling like you were seven years old …
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Jun. 25, 2009 B- Shards of metal stabbing your eyes is fun.
Transporter 3 Nov. 26, 2008 B+ Lots and lots of explosions.
The Treatment Sep. 16, 2008 B- … fussy, anxious, smart …
Triad Election Sep. 16, 2008 A  … cool, witty and tightly wound up.
The Tripper Sep. 16, 2008 B- … a more chainsaw-intensive Fahrenheit 9/11.
Tristan & Isolde Sep. 16, 2008 D  … PG-13 sword-fighting is boring.
Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story Sep. 16, 2008 A  … Robert Altman-esque …
Trudell Sep. 16, 2008 B- … kind of insufferable.
Trust the Man Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … so tired.
Tsotsi Sep. 16, 2008 B  It's movie-sweet …
Turistas Sep. 16, 2008 C- … trashy, dumb, lurid …
The TV Set Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … funny enough …
Twelve and Holding Sep. 16, 2008 C- … too mushy …
Twilight Nov. 21, 2008 B+ ...the undead boyfriend you can take home to your parents
The Twilight Saga: New Moon Nov. 20, 2009 C- Lot and lots of mooning.
Two Lovers Feb. 12, 2009 C- He hates himself. Chicks love this.
Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself Sep. 11, 2009 D+ Good. Then leave me out of it.
Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail Feb. 20, 2009 C- Guilty.
Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns Sep. 16, 2008 B  … his formula works …
Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys Sep. 17, 2008 C- ...another chapter in the writer-director’s quest to resurrect “the women’s picture.”
Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married? Sep. 16, 2008 C  … completely simple-minded but also mostly inoffensive …
Typhoon Sep. 16, 2008 D- … fails on every level.
Tyson Apr. 30, 2009 B+ It's about Mike Tyson.