Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
Take the Lead Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … made me go 'Awwww!' …
Taken Jan. 30, 2009 B+ The guy from "Kinsey" gets his Rambo on.
The Taking of Pelham 123 Jun. 12, 2009 D+ Off the rails.
Taking Woodstock Aug. 28, 2009 Hippies: clean, responsible, entrepreneurial.
The Tale of Despereaux Dec. 18, 2008 B+ ...gentle and literate...
Talk to Me Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … the kind of movie that you beg Don Cheadle to star in.
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby Sep. 16, 2008 … start-to-finish-funny …
Taxi to the Dark Side Sep. 16, 2008 … clearly anti-war and anti-Bush.
Tears of the Black Tiger Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … [a] heartbreaky Asian cowboy cartoon …
Teeth Sep. 16, 2008 … the horror isn't frightening …
The Ten Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … completely, sinfully unfunny.
Terminator Salvation May. 22, 2009 B+ If by salvation you mean explosions of doom...
Terror's Advocate Sep. 16, 2008 … densely-packed, exhausting, infuriating …
Tetro Jun. 11, 2009 B- It means "gloomy" in Italian.
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … not scary.
Thank You for Smoking Sep. 16, 2008 B- … mostly-funny-but-still-soft …
Then She Found Me Sep. 16, 2008 C- … not as funny as it thinks it is.
There Will Be Blood Sep. 16, 2008 It's one of the best movies anyone's made all year.
Things We Lost in the Fire Sep. 16, 2008 B- It almost works.
Thirst Jul. 29, 2009 B+ Vampires. Ghosts. Sex. Blood. Fun.
This Christmas Sep. 16, 2008 B- … way better than just about any Tyler Perry film …
This Film Is Not Yet Rated Sep. 16, 2008 … life-affirming in its own weird way.
This Is England Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … sad and fascinating …
Three ... Extremes Sep. 16, 2008 … gruesome …
Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada Sep. 16, 2008 … a sense of humor that's as pitch-black as a decomposing corpse.
Through the Fire Sep. 16, 2008 … ignore-the-serious-issues documentary …
The Time Traveler's Wife Aug. 12, 2009 C- I love you. See you later.
Tokyo! Mar. 05, 2009 B+ Three times the weirdness...
Transamerica Sep. 16, 2008 Very convincing …
Transformers Sep. 16, 2008 B+ You will leave smiling like you were seven years old …
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Jun. 25, 2009 B- Shards of metal stabbing your eyes is fun.
Transporter 3 Nov. 26, 2008 B+ Lots and lots of explosions.
The Treatment Sep. 16, 2008 B- … fussy, anxious, smart …
Triad Election Sep. 16, 2008 … cool, witty and tightly wound up.
The Tripper Sep. 16, 2008 B- … a more chainsaw-intensive Fahrenheit 9/11.
Tristan & Isolde Sep. 16, 2008 … PG-13 sword-fighting is boring.
Tristram Shandy: A Cock and Bull Story Sep. 16, 2008 … Robert Altman-esque …
Trudell Sep. 16, 2008 B- … kind of insufferable.
Trust the Man Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … so tired.
Tsotsi Sep. 16, 2008 It's movie-sweet …
Turistas Sep. 16, 2008 C- … trashy, dumb, lurid …
The TV Set Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … funny enough …
Twelve and Holding Sep. 16, 2008 C- … too mushy …
Twilight Nov. 21, 2008 B+ ...the undead boyfriend you can take home to your parents
The Twilight Saga: New Moon Nov. 20, 2009 C- Lot and lots of mooning.
Two Lovers Feb. 12, 2009 C- He hates himself. Chicks love this.
Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself Sep. 11, 2009 D+ Good. Then leave me out of it.
Tyler Perry's Madea Goes to Jail Feb. 20, 2009 C- Guilty.
Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns Sep. 16, 2008 … his formula works …
Tyler Perry's The Family That Preys Sep. 17, 2008 C- ...another chapter in the writer-director’s quest to resurrect “the women’s picture.”
Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married? Sep. 16, 2008 … completely simple-minded but also mostly inoffensive …
Typhoon Sep. 16, 2008 D- … fails on every level.
Tyson Apr. 30, 2009 B+ It's about Mike Tyson.