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Sacco and Vanzetti
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A-
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we can't exactly look back at this trial and be proud
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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
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B-
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As battles go, it's no Freddy vs. Jason.
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Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic
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A
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dark and smart
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The Savages
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B
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an inherently unnerving humiliation-comedy
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Saw II
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C-
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The coolest, sickest killing
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|
Saw III
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B
|
blood-and-gutssoaked, R-rated mayhem
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|
Saw IV
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C-
|
about as scary as a bite-size Snickers bar.
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Saw V
|
F
|
Seriously, don't bother...
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Say Uncle
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D+
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so screwed up
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A Scanner Darkly
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B
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flatter and sadder [Waking Life].
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Scary Movie 4
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C-
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Yes, it's stupid.
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School for Scoundrels
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B-
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50% funny, 50% lame.
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The Science of Sleep
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A
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bittersweet
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|
Scoop
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B-
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same dumb joke over and over.
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Screamers
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B-
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articulate
|
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The Secret Life of Bees
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B+
|
sweet and comforting
|
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The Secret Life of Words
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B
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Robbins doesn't ham it up.
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See No Evil
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C-
|
not scary at all.
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The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising
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D+
|
trying to cash in on the current craze for boy wizards
|
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Semi-Pro
|
D
|
Ferrell's usual moronic, ego-mad man-child thing.
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The Sentinel
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C-
|
a loser
|
|
Severance
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D
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only occasionally interesting, and the comedy isn't funny.
|
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Sex and Death 101
|
C
|
goes soft and cuddly
|
|
Sex Drive
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B+
|
really funny… kind of dumb
|
|
Shadowboxer
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D
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like it's real art or something (ha!)
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The Shaggy Dog
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C-
|
thoroughly irrelevant.
|
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Shelter
|
B-
|
on the top of the heap.
|
|
Sherrybaby
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C+
|
paint-by-numbers
|
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She's the Man
|
D+
|
almost wins you over.
|
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Shine a Light
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C+
|
I don't have to pretend to have a good time
|
|
Shoot 'Em Up
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C-
|
rips off John Woo's Hard-Boiled
|
|
Shooter
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B+
|
kind of a revenge fantasy for fans of The Daily Show.
|
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Shopgirl
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D+
|
so far removed
|
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Shortbus
|
B
|
crazy
|
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ShowBusiness: The Road to Broadway
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A-
|
pretty fascinating
|
|
Shrek the Third
|
C+
|
It starts out funny
|
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Shut Up and Sing
|
A
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As a Texan, I'm proud
|
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Shutter
|
D
|
even more unfrightening than The Eye
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Sicko
|
A
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the most important American film of 2007.
|
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The Signal
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B+
|
harsh, jolting, funny
|
|
Silent Hill
|
C
|
like a two-hour Marilyn Manson video.
|
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The Simpsons Movie
|
A
|
anarchic and razor-funny
|
|
Sing Now or Forever Hold Your Peace
|
D
|
tired, old, beaten-down clichés
|
|
Sir! No Sir!
|
A
|
eye-opening and sadly relevant
|
|
The Sisters
|
C-
|
show-offy and grandiose
|
|
The Situation
|
C
|
It's not as exploitive as Blood Diamond, but it gets close.
|
|
Skinwalkers
|
C-
|
"
neither as good nor as bad as you want it to be."
|
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Sleepwalking
|
D
|
winds up being about nothing.
|
|
Sleuth
|
C+
|
Caine eats Law for breakfast
|
|
Slither
|
B+
|
It gets good.
|
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Slow Burn
|
C-
|
the film's agenda is: titillation.
|
|
Slumdog Millionaire
|
A-
|
...a color-blasted fantasy
|
|
Smart People
|
C+
|
awful people you have listen to for two hours.
|
|
Smokin' Aces
|
B-
|
aesthetically bankrupt
|
|
Snakes on a Plane
|
A
|
awesomest movie ever
|
|
Snow Angels
|
C+
|
just a different, less expensive version of Fake.
|
|
Snow Cake
|
C+
|
everyone's kind of not very interesting
|
|
Somersault
|
B+
|
sexually and emotionally reckless
|
|
Something New
|
B+
|
genuinely lovey-dovey
|
|
Sophie Scholl
|
A
|
low on histrionics
|
|
Soul Men
|
D-
|
...opposite of funny
|
|
Southland Tales
|
D+
|
bugged-out piece of insanity
|
|
Spider-Man 3
|
A-
|
like sugar-filled needles jabbed right into your face.
|
|
The Spiderwick Chronicles
|
B
|
It keeps moving and stays exciting
|
|
Standard Operating Procedure
|
B
|
you probably know enough about this horror show
|
|
Stardust
|
B+
|
weird but also funny and kind of cool.
|
|
Starter for 10
|
B+
|
dorky goodness
|
|
Starting Out in the Evening
|
B+
|
intelligent, quiet, moody and gentle
|
|
Stay
|
D
|
full of it
|
|
Stay Alive
|
D+
|
By the end you wish they were all dead.
|
|
Steal a Pencil for Me
|
A
|
completely fascinating.
|
|
Steep
|
C+
|
feels sort of bland.
|
|
Step Up
|
D
|
Sucky
|
|
Step Up 2 the Streets
|
B+
|
astonishingly fun
|
|
Stephanie Daley
|
B+
|
might be the best thing to happen
|
|
Stick It
|
B
|
refreshingly rebellious
|
|
Stomp the Yard
|
C-
|
let's all think of it as a documentary.
|
|
Stop-Loss
|
B+
|
it let the other side off too easy.
|
|
Strange Wilderness
|
F
|
hatefully stupid and unfunny
|
|
Stranger Than Fiction
|
B+
|
adorable
|
|
Strangers With Candy
|
C
|
[Sedaris] doesn't disappoint
|
|
Street Kings
|
C+
|
At least Keanu isn't stinking up the place.
|
|
Summer in Berlin
|
D+
|
dang, could it not be so boring?
|
|
Summer Palace
|
A
|
a personal, messy romance
|
|
Summer Storm
|
C-
|
such a bummer
|
|
Sunshine
|
A
|
let it blast your face off.
|
|
Superbad
|
A
|
Hell, it's as good as American Grafitti.
|
|
Superhero Movie
|
D-
|
Go if you like
people being bonked on the head
|
|
Superman Returns
|
A-
|
heart and soul
|
|
Surf's Up
|
D
|
a mess
|
|
Sydney White
|
D+
|
minus the stuff a comedy normally has that makes you laugh.
|
|
Syndromes and a Century
|
A
|
a sad movie about falling in love
|
|
Synecdoche, New York
|
A-
|
...amazing and infuriating...
|
|
Syriana
|
C+
|
feels like a documentary.
|