Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
Sacco and Vanzetti Sep. 16, 2008 A- … we can't exactly look back at this trial and be proud …
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause Sep. 16, 2008 B- As battles go, it's no Freddy vs. Jason.
Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic Sep. 16, 2008 A  … dark and smart …
The Savages Sep. 16, 2008 B  … an inherently unnerving humiliation-comedy …
Saw II Sep. 16, 2008 C- The coolest, sickest killing …
Saw III Sep. 16, 2008 B  … blood-and-guts–soaked, R-rated mayhem …
Saw IV Sep. 16, 2008 C- … about as scary as a bite-size Snickers bar.
Saw V Oct. 25, 2008 F  Seriously, don't bother...
Saw VI Oct. 24, 2009 C+ Take that, Aetna.
Say Uncle Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … so screwed up …
A Scanner Darkly Sep. 16, 2008 B  … flatter and sadder [Waking Life].
Scary Movie 4 Sep. 16, 2008 C- Yes, it's stupid.
School for Scoundrels Sep. 16, 2008 B- 50% funny, 50% lame.
The Science of Sleep Sep. 16, 2008 A  … bittersweet …
Scoop Sep. 16, 2008 B- … same dumb joke over and over.
Screamers Sep. 16, 2008 B- … articulate …
The Secret Life of Bees Oct. 17, 2008 B+ sweet and comforting
The Secret Life of Words Sep. 16, 2008 B  … Robbins doesn't ham it up.
See No Evil Sep. 16, 2008 C- … not scary at all.
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … trying to cash in on the current craze for boy wizards …
Semi-Pro Sep. 16, 2008 D  Ferrell's usual moronic, ego-mad man-child thing.
The Sentinel Sep. 16, 2008 C- … a loser …
The September Issue Aug. 28, 2009 B- The Prada Devil doesn't care what you think.
A Serious Man Oct. 02, 2009 B+ A movie mitzvah.
Seven Pounds Dec. 18, 2008 C- ... goes off the rails.
Severance Sep. 16, 2008 D  … only occasionally interesting, and the comedy isn't funny.
Sex and Death 101 Sep. 16, 2008 C  … goes soft and cuddly …
Sex Drive Oct. 17, 2008 B+ really funny… kind of dumb
Shadowboxer Sep. 16, 2008 D  … like it's real art or something (ha!) …
The Shaggy Dog Sep. 16, 2008 C- … thoroughly irrelevant.
Shelter Sep. 16, 2008 B- … on the top of the heap.
Sherrybaby Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … paint-by-numbers …
She's the Man Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … almost wins you over.
Shine a Light Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … I don't have to pretend to have a good time …
Shoot 'Em Up Sep. 16, 2008 C- … rips off John Woo's Hard-Boiled …
Shooter Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … kind of a revenge fantasy for fans of The Daily Show.
Shopgirl Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … so far removed …
Shortbus Sep. 16, 2008 B  … crazy …
Shorts Aug. 21, 2009 B+ No shortage of booger monsters.
ShowBusiness: The Road to Broadway Sep. 16, 2008 A- … pretty fascinating …
Shrek the Third Sep. 16, 2008 C+ It starts out funny …
Shut Up and Sing Sep. 16, 2008 A  As a Texan, I'm proud …
Shutter Sep. 16, 2008 D  … even more unfrightening than The Eye …
Sicko Sep. 16, 2008 A  … the most important American film of 2007.
The Signal Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … harsh, jolting, funny …
Silent Hill Sep. 16, 2008 C  … like a two-hour Marilyn Manson video.
The Simpsons Movie Sep. 16, 2008 A  … anarchic and razor-funny …
Sing Now or Forever Hold Your Peace Sep. 16, 2008 D  … tired, old, beaten-down clichés …
Sir! No Sir! Sep. 16, 2008 A  … eye-opening and sadly relevant …
The Sisters Sep. 16, 2008 C- … show-offy and grandiose …
The Situation Sep. 16, 2008 C  It's not as exploitive as Blood Diamond, but it gets close.
Skinwalkers Sep. 16, 2008 C- " … neither as good nor as bad as you want it to be."
Sleepwalking Sep. 16, 2008 D  … winds up being about nothing.
Sleuth Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … Caine eats Law for breakfast …
Slither Sep. 16, 2008 B+ It gets good.
Slow Burn Sep. 16, 2008 C- … the film's agenda is: titillation.
Slumdog Millionaire Nov. 14, 2008 A- ...a color-blasted fantasy
Smart People Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … awful people you have listen to for two hours.
Smokin' Aces Sep. 16, 2008 B- … aesthetically bankrupt …
Snakes on a Plane Sep. 16, 2008 A  … awesomest movie ever …
Snow Angels Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … just a different, less expensive version of Fake.
Snow Cake Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … everyone's kind of not very interesting …
The Soloist Apr. 24, 2009 C- Inspirational or else.
Somersault Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … sexually and emotionally reckless …
Something New Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … genuinely lovey-dovey …
Sophie Scholl Sep. 16, 2008 A  … low on histrionics …
Sorority Row Sep. 11, 2009 D+ Slow-motion pillow fights must die.
Soul Men Nov. 06, 2008 D- ...opposite of funny
Southland Tales Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … bugged-out piece of insanity …
Spider-Man 3 Sep. 16, 2008 A- … like sugar-filled needles jabbed right into your face.
The Spiderwick Chronicles Sep. 16, 2008 B  It keeps moving and stays exciting …
The Spirit Dec. 22, 2008 D- ...maximum crap overdrive.
Spread Aug. 14, 2009 D+ Ashton Kutcher, Man-Whore.
Standard Operating Procedure Sep. 16, 2008 B  … you probably know enough about this horror show …
Star Trek May. 08, 2009 A- Operation "Convert Non-Fans" begins here.
Stardust Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … weird but also funny and kind of cool.
Starter for 10 Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … dorky goodness …
Starting Out in the Evening Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … intelligent, quiet, moody and gentle …
State of Play Apr. 17, 2009 B+ You can't handle the truth!
Stay Sep. 16, 2008 D  … full of it …
Stay Alive Sep. 16, 2008 D+ By the end you wish they were all dead.
Steal a Pencil for Me Sep. 16, 2008 A  … completely fascinating.
Steep Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … feels sort of bland.
Step Up Sep. 16, 2008 D  Sucky …
Step Up 2 the Streets Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … astonishingly fun …
The Stepfather Oct. 16, 2009 D- Making psychotic murder dull again.
Stephanie Daley Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … might be the best thing to happen …
Stick It Sep. 16, 2008 B  … refreshingly rebellious …
Stomp the Yard Sep. 16, 2008 C- … let's all think of it as a documentary.
Stop-Loss Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … it let the other side off too easy.
Strange Wilderness Sep. 16, 2008 F  … hatefully stupid and unfunny …
Stranger Than Fiction Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … adorable …
Strangers With Candy Sep. 16, 2008 C  … [Sedaris] doesn't disappoint …
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li Mar. 02, 2009 D- Flat foot. Failed fist.
Street Kings Sep. 16, 2008 C+ At least Keanu isn't stinking up the place.
Summer Hours May. 14, 2009 A- Grandma's dead. Who gets the house?
Summer in Berlin Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … dang, could it not be so boring?
Summer Palace Sep. 16, 2008 A  … a personal, messy romance …
Summer Storm Sep. 16, 2008 C- … such a bummer …
Sunshine Sep. 16, 2008 A  … let it blast your face off.
Sunshine Cleaning Mar. 13, 2009 C- How not to make an indie comedy.
Superbad Sep. 16, 2008 A  Hell, it's as good as American Grafitti.
Superhero Movie Sep. 16, 2008 D- Go if you like … people being bonked on the head
Superman Returns Sep. 16, 2008 A- … heart and soul …
Surf's Up Sep. 16, 2008 D  … a mess …
Surrogates Sep. 25, 2009 B- Like Rosie the maid on "The Jetsons."
Sydney White Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … minus the stuff a comedy normally has that makes you laugh.
Syndromes and a Century Sep. 16, 2008 A  … a sad movie about falling in love …
Synecdoche, New York Oct. 24, 2008 A- ...amazing and infuriating...
Syriana Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … feels like a documentary.