Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
P.S. I Love You Sep. 16, 2008 C- … like if Saw IV was a romantic comedy …
P2 Sep. 16, 2008 … everything is totally by-the-horror numbers …
The Page Turner Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … glacially entertaining …
The Painted Veil Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … I don't think this one sucks at all.
Pandorum Sep. 26, 2009 Space: much filthier than you imagined.
Pan's Labyrinth Sep. 16, 2008 … do not take kids to this movie …
Paprika Sep. 16, 2008 … mind-blowingly gorgeous, psychedelic …
Paradise Now Sep. 16, 2008 … chilling …
Paranoid Park Sep. 16, 2008 … intimacy, mystery and an air of mournful confusion …
Paranormal Activity Sep. 25, 2009 My roommate, the Blair Witch.
Paris Je T'Aime Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … hits and misses all over the place …
Passengers Oct. 25, 2008 D- ...it's all about the 'gotcha'
Pathfinder Sep. 16, 2008 C- … some decent impalings …
Pathology Sep. 16, 2008 … amazing for the sheer amount of insane things juxtaposed together in the same scene.
Paul Blart: Mall Cop Jan. 16, 2009 C- The room-temperature middle where nothing matters.
Peaceful Warrior Sep. 16, 2008 … ridiculous …
Penelope Sep. 16, 2008 B- … raspberry-filled and covered in gooey ganache.
A Perfect Getaway Aug. 07, 2009 C- Your definition of "perfect" may vary.
The Perfect Holiday Sep. 16, 2008 … worse than your house catching fire on Christmas Eve.
Perfect Stranger Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … trashy, awful, piece-of-crap …
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer Sep. 16, 2008 C- Where are the scratch-and sniff-Odorama cards? …
Persepolis Sep. 16, 2008 … a moving, intimate, complex, visually beautiful black-and-white story.
Phat Girlz Sep. 16, 2008 This movie is so ugly …
Phoebe in Wonderland Mar. 13, 2009 B+ Ordinary (elementary-school-aged) People.
The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes Sep. 16, 2008 A- … has to be seen to be believed.
Pink Panther 2 Feb. 06, 2009 D- Oh good. Say "hamburger" again.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Sep. 16, 2008 … will simultaneously confuse and thrill you.
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Sep. 16, 2008 A- … one cool action sequence to the next …
The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Veggie Tales Movie Sep. 16, 2008 … a lot of goofy pirate antics …
Plagues & Pleasures on the Salton Sea Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … weirdly upbeat …
Planet B-Boy Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … it doesn't get deep enough …
Poison Friends Sep. 16, 2008 A- … a blast.
Ponyo Aug. 12, 2009 An adorable hallucination for little ones.
Poseidon Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … unapologetic and gratuitous CG death …
Post Grad Aug. 21, 2009 D- Post good.
A Prairie Home Companion Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … sweetly humane, bluegrass …
Premonition Sep. 16, 2008 A perfect balance of preposterous and serious …
The Prestige Sep. 16, 2008 … go enjoy the trickery.
Priceless Sep. 16, 2008 B- … like the Pretty Woman shopping montages.
Pride Sep. 16, 2008 C- … better when it was called Glory Road
Pride and Glory Oct. 24, 2008 D- ...glowering and fuming and snorting...
Pride and Prejudice Sep. 16, 2008 … giddy with mushy love feelings.
Prime Sep. 16, 2008 … there's funny stuff going on.
Primeval Sep. 16, 2008 … bores me into taking little naps …
Private Sep. 16, 2008 … like Yours, Mine and Ours, but with machine guns.
Private Fears in Public Places Sep. 16, 2008 C+ Everything feels tidy and boxed-in.
Private Property Sep. 16, 2008 It's kind of perfect.
Producers Sep. 16, 2008 D+ Oy.
Prom Night Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … it loses by virtue of sheer dumbness.
The Promise Sep. 16, 2008 D+ more flying around and … I … uh …
The Proposal Jun. 19, 2009 C- Defend marriage against these people.
The Protector Sep. 16, 2008 … nonstop action …
Protocols of Zion Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … fascinating …
Public Enemies Jul. 01, 2009 B- Big gleaming weaponry.
Puccini for Beginners Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … not as smart or awesome as anyone in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
Pulse Sep. 16, 2008 C- You'll hate this one.
Punisher: War Zone Dec. 05, 2008 ...creatively violent
The Pursuit of Happiness Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … rac[es] at 100 miles an hour …
Push Feb. 13, 2009 C- Dakota Fanning sees the future. You're not in it.