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P.S. I Love You
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C-
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… like if Saw IV was a romantic comedy …
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P2
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C
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… everything is totally by-the-horror numbers …
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The Page Turner
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B+
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… glacially entertaining …
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The Painted Veil
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B+
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… I don't think this one sucks at all.
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Pan's Labyrinth
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A
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… do not take kids to this movie …
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Paprika
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A
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… mind-blowingly gorgeous, psychedelic …
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Paradise Now
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A
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… chilling …
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Paranoid Park
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A
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… intimacy, mystery and an air of mournful confusion …
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Paris Je T'Aime
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B+
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… hits and misses all over the place …
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Passengers
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D-
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...it's all about the 'gotcha'
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Pathfinder
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C-
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… some decent impalings …
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Pathology
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D
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… amazing for the sheer amount of insane things juxtaposed together in the same scene.
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Peaceful Warrior
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D
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… ridiculous …
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Penelope
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B-
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… raspberry-filled and covered in gooey ganache.
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The Perfect Holiday
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F
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… worse than your house catching fire on Christmas Eve.
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Perfect Stranger
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D+
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… trashy, awful, piece-of-crap …
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Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
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C-
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Where are the scratch-and sniff-Odorama cards? …
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Persepolis
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A
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… a moving, intimate, complex, visually beautiful black-and-white story.
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Phat Girlz
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D
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This movie is so ugly …
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The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes
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A-
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… has to be seen to be believed.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
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B
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… will simultaneously confuse and thrill you.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
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A-
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… one cool action sequence to the next …
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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A Veggie Tales Movie
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C
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… a lot of goofy pirate antics …
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Plagues & Pleasures on the Salton Sea
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B+
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… weirdly upbeat …
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Planet B-Boy
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C+
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… it doesn't get deep enough …
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Poison Friends
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A-
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… a blast.
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Poseidon
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C+
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… unapologetic and gratuitous CG death …
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A Prairie Home Companion
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B+
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… sweetly humane, bluegrass …
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Premonition
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B
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A perfect balance of preposterous and serious …
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The Prestige
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B
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… go enjoy the trickery.
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Priceless
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B-
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… like the Pretty Woman shopping montages.
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Pride
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C-
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… better when it was called Glory Road …
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Pride and Glory
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D-
|
...glowering and fuming and snorting...
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Pride and Prejudice
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A
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… giddy with mushy love feelings.
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Prime
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B
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… there's funny stuff going on.
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Primeval
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F
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… bores me into taking little naps …
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Private
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B
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… like Yours, Mine and Ours, but with machine guns.
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Private Fears in Public Places
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C+
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Everything feels tidy and boxed-in.
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Private Property
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A
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It's kind of perfect.
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Producers
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D+
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Oy.
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Prom Night
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D+
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… it loses by virtue of sheer dumbness.
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The Promise
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D+
|
more flying around and … I … uh …
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The Protector
|
A
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… nonstop action …
|
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Protocols of Zion
|
B+
|
… fascinating …
|
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Puccini for Beginners
|
D+
|
… not as smart or awesome as anyone in The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
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Pulse
|
C-
|
You'll hate this one.
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The Pursuit of Happiness
|
C+
|
… rac[es] at 100 miles an hour …
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