Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
Mad Money Sep. 16, 2008 Depressing on all counts.
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Nov. 07, 2008 D- ...generic...
Madea's Family Reunion Sep. 16, 2008 C- … lowbrow fart humor …
Man in the Chair Sep. 16, 2008 C- … the stupidest thing …
The Man of My Life Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … great at selling the idea of a sophisticated population.
Man of the Year Sep. 16, 2008 … it deserves to be hated.
Man Push Cart Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … neo-neo-realism like this isn't about bumming you out.
Management May. 14, 2009 C- This just in: stalking is now adorable.
Manda Bala Sep. 16, 2008 … a crazy connect-the-dots style …
Manderlay Sep. 16, 2008 C+ Who's cool: Glover …
Manufactured Landscapes Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … some people might think it's too quiet …
Margot at the Wedding Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … the least comforting movie of 2007.
Marie Antoinette Sep. 16, 2008 Young, dumb and full of cake …
The Marine Sep. 16, 2008 … stupid and unconcerned …
Marley & Me Dec. 18, 2008 B+ ...bring some tissue.
Married Life Sep. 16, 2008 B- … wants to be all things to all people.
Martian Child Sep. 16, 2008 B- … lacked most of the usual wet-eyed stuff …
Material Girls Sep. 16, 2008 … a big lie.
Max Payne Oct. 17, 2008 D- lazy action-film creation
Meat Loaf: In Search of Paradise Sep. 16, 2008 Not as nutty as the Metallica documentary …
Meet the Robinsons Sep. 16, 2008 … the best animated Disney movie in years.
Meet the Spartans Sep. 16, 2008 … reprehensible …
Memoirs of a Geisha Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … half-baked romance …
The Men Who Stare at Goats Nov. 05, 2009 C- Paranormal Hacktivity
The Messengers Sep. 16, 2008 … useless, time-wasting …
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … almost too sweet …
Miami Vice Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … delivered with a major punch.
Michael Clayton Sep. 16, 2008 … appropriately dour and unhappy.
Michael Jackson's This Is It Oct. 28, 2009 B+ Dang, no "P.Y.T" or "Dirty Diana."
A Mighty Heart Sep. 16, 2008 … keeps you wrapped up in it …
Milk Nov. 25, 2008 B+ ...very moving
Miracle at St. Anna Sep. 26, 2008 B+ ...plots and flashbacks and more plots.
Miss March Mar. 13, 2009 C- The whitest (and dumbest) kids u know.
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day Sep. 16, 2008 B- … it's kind of boring …
Miss Potter Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … Zellweger seems uncomfortable …
Mission: Impossible III Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … like a big ego bomb went off …
The Mist Sep. 16, 2008 … suspenseful, funny, political …
Monster House Sep. 16, 2008 Loud and frantic, but fun.
Monsters vs. Aliens Mar. 27, 2009 A- Pick a side. Either way you win.
Moon Jun. 12, 2009 B+ The man there wants off.
Moonlight Sep. 16, 2008 B- … great cinematography …
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green Sep. 16, 2008 … a gays-and-their-friends-only thing.
Mr. Bean's Holiday Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … not funny in a deadly kind of way.
Mr. Brooks Sep. 16, 2008 D- … a really, really, really, really, really bad movie …
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … its heart is squarely in the right place …
Mr. Woodcock Sep. 16, 2008 C- … feels like it was made 20 years ago.
Mrs. Henderson Presents Sep. 16, 2008 B- … just so darn cute.
Munich Sep. 16, 2008 B- What's good about this: Eric Bana …
Music and Lyrics Sep. 16, 2008 C- … total lack of romantic chemistry.
Music Within Sep. 16, 2008 C- … the dopiest TV movie …
My Best Friend Sep. 16, 2008 … a sweet, conventional, wet-eyed piece of French dessert …
My Best Friend's Girl Sep. 19, 2008 D- When does Dane Cook remake Jury Duty or Bio-Dome?
My Bloody Valentine 3-D Jan. 16, 2009 B+ Lots of guts flying at your face.
My Blueberry Nights Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … it was just … off.
My Brother Is an Only Child Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … small, personal, humorous …
My Kid Could Paint That Sep. 16, 2008 B- This movie made me feel gross.
My Life in Ruins Jun. 05, 2009 D+ POUPI KAKAS!
My Name Is Albert Ayler Sep. 16, 2008 … wild, ecstatic, difficult for the ears …
My One and Only Aug. 21, 2009 My one and only facial expression.
My Sister's Keeper Jun. 27, 2009 B+ Summer Bummer '09!
My Super Ex-Girlfriend Sep. 16, 2008 … doesn't feel tired.
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh Apr. 10, 2009 C- Mysteriously morose.