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The Movie Watcher | Dave White: Your Man at the Multiplex

Movie Title Grade Dave Says
Mad Money Depressing on all counts.
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa D- ...generic...
Madea's Family Reunion C- … lowbrow fart humor …
Man in the Chair C- … the stupidest thing …
The Man of My Life C+ … great at selling the idea of a sophisticated population.
Man of the Year … it deserves to be hated.
Man Push Cart B+ … neo-neo-realism like this isn't about bumming you out.
Manda Bala … a crazy connect-the-dots style …
Manderlay C+ Who's cool: Glover …
Manufactured Landscapes B+ … some people might think it's too quiet …
Margot at the Wedding B+ … the least comforting movie of 2007.
Marie Antoinette Young, dumb and full of cake …
The Marine … stupid and unconcerned …
Married Life B- … wants to be all things to all people.
Martian Child B- … lacked most of the usual wet-eyed stuff …
Material Girls … a big lie.
Max Payne D- lazy action-film creation
Meat Loaf: In Search of Paradise Not as nutty as the Metallica documentary …
Meet the Robinsons … the best animated Disney movie in years.
Meet the Spartans … reprehensible …
Memoirs of a Geisha C+ … half-baked romance …
The Messengers … useless, time-wasting …
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey B+ … almost too sweet …
Miami Vice B+ … delivered with a major punch.
Michael Clayton … appropriately dour and unhappy.
A Mighty Heart … keeps you wrapped up in it …
Miracle at St. Anna B+ ...plots and flashbacks and more plots.
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day B- … it's kind of boring …
Miss Potter C+ … Zellweger seems uncomfortable …
Mission: Impossible III C+ … like a big ego bomb went off …
The Mist … suspenseful, funny, political …
Monster House Loud and frantic, but fun.
Moonlight B- … great cinematography …
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green … a gays-and-their-friends-only thing.
Mr. Bean's Holiday D+ … not funny in a deadly kind of way.
Mr. Brooks D- … a really, really, really, really, really bad movie …
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium B+ … its heart is squarely in the right place …
Mr. Woodcock C- … feels like it was made 20 years ago.
Mrs. Henderson Presents B- … just so darn cute.
Munich B- What's good about this: Eric Bana …
Music and Lyrics C- … total lack of romantic chemistry.
Music Within C- … the dopiest TV movie …
My Best Friend … a sweet, conventional, wet-eyed piece of French dessert …
My Best Friend's Girl D- When does Dane Cook remake Jury Duty or Bio-Dome?
My Blueberry Nights D+ … it was just … off.
My Brother Is an Only Child B+ … small, personal, humorous …
My Kid Could Paint That B- This movie made me feel gross.
My Name Is Albert Ayler … wild, ecstatic, difficult for the ears …
My Super Ex-Girlfriend … doesn't feel tired.