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The Movie Watcher | Dave White: Your Man at the Multiplex

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says
Mad Money Sep. 16, 2008 Depressing on all counts.
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa Nov. 07, 2008 D- ...generic...
Madea's Family Reunion Sep. 16, 2008 C- … lowbrow fart humor …
Man in the Chair Sep. 16, 2008 C- … the stupidest thing …
The Man of My Life Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … great at selling the idea of a sophisticated population.
Man of the Year Sep. 16, 2008 … it deserves to be hated.
Man Push Cart Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … neo-neo-realism like this isn't about bumming you out.
Management May. 14, 2009 C- This just in: stalking is now adorable.
Manda Bala Sep. 16, 2008 … a crazy connect-the-dots style …
Manderlay Sep. 16, 2008 C+ Who's cool: Glover …
Manufactured Landscapes Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … some people might think it's too quiet …
Margot at the Wedding Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … the least comforting movie of 2007.
Marie Antoinette Sep. 16, 2008 Young, dumb and full of cake …
The Marine Sep. 16, 2008 … stupid and unconcerned …
Marley & Me Dec. 18, 2008 B+ ...bring some tissue.
Married Life Sep. 16, 2008 B- … wants to be all things to all people.
Martian Child Sep. 16, 2008 B- … lacked most of the usual wet-eyed stuff …
Material Girls Sep. 16, 2008 … a big lie.
Max Payne Oct. 17, 2008 D- lazy action-film creation
Meat Loaf: In Search of Paradise Sep. 16, 2008 Not as nutty as the Metallica documentary …
Meet the Robinsons Sep. 16, 2008 … the best animated Disney movie in years.
Meet the Spartans Sep. 16, 2008 … reprehensible …
Memoirs of a Geisha Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … half-baked romance …
The Messengers Sep. 16, 2008 … useless, time-wasting …
Metal: A Headbanger's Journey Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … almost too sweet …
Miami Vice Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … delivered with a major punch.
Michael Clayton Sep. 16, 2008 … appropriately dour and unhappy.
A Mighty Heart Sep. 16, 2008 … keeps you wrapped up in it …
Milk Nov. 25, 2008 B+ ...very moving
Miracle at St. Anna Sep. 26, 2008 B+ ...plots and flashbacks and more plots.
Miss March Mar. 13, 2009 C- The whitest (and dumbest) kids u know.
Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day Sep. 16, 2008 B- … it's kind of boring …
Miss Potter Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … Zellweger seems uncomfortable …
Mission: Impossible III Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … like a big ego bomb went off …
The Mist Sep. 16, 2008 … suspenseful, funny, political …
Monster House Sep. 16, 2008 Loud and frantic, but fun.
Monsters vs. Aliens Mar. 27, 2009 A- Pick a side. Either way you win.
Moon Jun. 12, 2009 B+ The man there wants off.
Moonlight Sep. 16, 2008 B- … great cinematography …
The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green Sep. 16, 2008 … a gays-and-their-friends-only thing.
Mr. Bean's Holiday Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … not funny in a deadly kind of way.
Mr. Brooks Sep. 16, 2008 D- … a really, really, really, really, really bad movie …
Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … its heart is squarely in the right place …
Mr. Woodcock Sep. 16, 2008 C- … feels like it was made 20 years ago.
Mrs. Henderson Presents Sep. 16, 2008 B- … just so darn cute.
Munich Sep. 16, 2008 B- What's good about this: Eric Bana …
Music and Lyrics Sep. 16, 2008 C- … total lack of romantic chemistry.
Music Within Sep. 16, 2008 C- … the dopiest TV movie …
My Best Friend Sep. 16, 2008 … a sweet, conventional, wet-eyed piece of French dessert …
My Best Friend's Girl Sep. 19, 2008 D- When does Dane Cook remake Jury Duty or Bio-Dome?
My Bloody Valentine 3-D Jan. 16, 2009 B+ Lots of guts flying at your face.
My Blueberry Nights Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … it was just … off.
My Brother Is an Only Child Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … small, personal, humorous …
My Kid Could Paint That Sep. 16, 2008 B- This movie made me feel gross.
My Life in Ruins Jun. 05, 2009 D+ POUPI KAKAS!
My Name Is Albert Ayler Sep. 16, 2008 … wild, ecstatic, difficult for the ears …
My Sister's Keeper Jun. 27, 2009 B+ Summer Bummer '09!
My Super Ex-Girlfriend Sep. 16, 2008 … doesn't feel tired.
The Mysteries of Pittsburgh Apr. 10, 2009 C- Mysteriously morose.