Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
La Danse: The Paris Opera Ballet Oct. 07, 2009 The king of documentaries returns.
La Mujer de Mi Hermano Sep. 16, 2008 … hard to watch with a straight face.
La Vie En Rose Sep. 16, 2008 … accumulated looniness.
Lady Chatterley Sep. 16, 2008 … so thick with sex that it almost smells funny.
Lady in the Water Sep. 16, 2008 … convoluted, weird and silly.
Lady Vengeance Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … less frenzied, less bloody …
The Lake House Sep. 16, 2008 C- … dorky voice-over …
Lakeview Terrace Sep. 19, 2008 C- ...a lunk-headed, amoral Single White Female/Hand That Rocks The Cradle-plagiarizing thriller.
Land of the Lost Jun. 05, 2009 B- Kind of a routine expedition.
Lars and the Real Girl Sep. 16, 2008 A- Gosling is the perfect guy to play Lars.
Lassie Sep. 16, 2008 … you will cry and cry …
Last Chance Harvey Dec. 29, 2008 D- ...lukewarm bowl of romance soup.
Last Holiday Sep. 16, 2008 B- … dopiness.
The Last House on the Left Mar. 13, 2009 D- Revenge killings you can feel good about.
The Last King of Scotland Sep. 16, 2008 B+ Incredible …
The Last Kiss Sep. 16, 2008 … all the character development of a silver-dollar pancake from IHOP.
The Last Legion Sep. 16, 2008 D- … not as much fun as Krull or a teeth-cleaning …
The Last Mimzy Sep. 16, 2008 … weird, and weirdly entertaining …
The Last Winter Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … not nearly as frightening as The 11th Hour.
Law Abiding Citizen Oct. 16, 2009 "Saw"-abiding citizen.
Le Petit Lieutenant Sep. 16, 2008 A- … you don't get a neat ending.
Leatherheads Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … the words spoken aren't always funny …
Legend of Zorro Sep. 16, 2008 C- … lengthy nothingness …
Lemming Sep. 16, 2008 A- … blackly funny …
Let's Go to Prison Sep. 16, 2008 C- … Not Very Funny stuff …
Letters From Iwo Jima Sep. 16, 2008 … unsentimental, moving …
Libertine Sep. 16, 2008 C- … big dull drag …
License to Wed Sep. 16, 2008 … an otherwise non-blue crapfest.
Life Before Her Eyes Sep. 16, 2008 … a big M. Night Shyamalan-ish twist ending …
The Life of Reilly Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … sentimental and kind of hammy …
The Limits of Control May. 07, 2009 A- More mysteries, more trains.
Lions for Lambs Sep. 16, 2008 D- Hey, this sucks …
Little Children Sep. 16, 2008 … most annoying …
Little Man Sep. 16, 2008 C- … it's crap that folks want to see.
Little Miss Sunshine Sep. 16, 2008 … coolest, smartest, funniest …
Live Free or Die Hard Sep. 16, 2008 … really only about things getting blown up and destroyed.
The Lives of Others Sep. 16, 2008 B- It plays less dorky than it sounds, I promise.
Lonely Hearts Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … a bucket of tedious conscience …
Lonesome Jim Sep. 16, 2008 … plays up the bitter realism …
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World Sep. 16, 2008 … terrible, unfunny …
Looking for Kitty Sep. 16, 2008 C- … not funny or wise.
The Lookout Sep. 16, 2008 A- … start-to-finish 'gripping.'
Lorna's Silence Jul. 29, 2009 B+ Down and out in Belgium.
The Lost City Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … kind of dull.
Love Happens Sep. 19, 2009 D- Love happens in other movies that aren't this one.
Love in the Time of Cholera Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … two-and-a-half-hour cure for insomnia …
Love Songs Sep. 16, 2008 … a Once meets the French New Wave musical.
Lucky Number Slevin Sep. 16, 2008 C- … Tarantino-wannabe-ishness.
Lucky You Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … boring …
Lust, Caution Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … some will call it boring, though it's never aimless.