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The Movie Watcher | Dave White: Your Man at the Multiplex

Movie Title Grade Dave Says
La Mujer de Mi Hermano … hard to watch with a straight face.
La Vie En Rose … accumulated looniness.
Lady Chatterley … so thick with sex that it almost smells funny.
Lady in the Water … convoluted, weird and silly.
Lady Vengeance B+ … less frenzied, less bloody …
The Lake House C- … dorky voice-over …
Lakeview Terrace C- ...a lunk-headed, amoral Single White Female/Hand That Rocks The Cradle-plagiarizing thriller.
Lars and the Real Girl A- Gosling is the perfect guy to play Lars.
Lassie … you will cry and cry …
Last Holiday B- … dopiness.
The Last King of Scotland B+ Incredible …
The Last Kiss … all the character development of a silver-dollar pancake from IHOP.
The Last Legion D- … not as much fun as Krull or a teeth-cleaning …
The Last Mimzy … weird, and weirdly entertaining …
The Last Winter C+ … not nearly as frightening as The 11th Hour.
Le Petit Lieutenant A- … you don't get a neat ending.
Leatherheads C+ … the words spoken aren't always funny …
Legend of Zorro C- … lengthy nothingness …
Lemming A- … blackly funny …
Let's Go to Prison C- … Not Very Funny stuff …
Letters From Iwo Jima … unsentimental, moving …
Libertine C- … big dull drag …
License to Wed … an otherwise non-blue crapfest.
Life Before Her Eyes … a big M. Night Shyamalan-ish twist ending …
The Life of Reilly B+ … sentimental and kind of hammy …
Lions for Lambs D- Hey, this sucks …
Little Children … most annoying …
Little Man C- … it's crap that folks want to see.
Little Miss Sunshine … coolest, smartest, funniest …
Live Free or Die Hard … really only about things getting blown up and destroyed.
The Lives of Others B- It plays less dorky than it sounds, I promise.
Lonely Hearts C+ … a bucket of tedious conscience …
Lonesome Jim … plays up the bitter realism …
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World … terrible, unfunny …
Looking for Kitty C- … not funny or wise.
The Lookout A- … start-to-finish 'gripping.'
The Lost City C+ … kind of dull.
Love in the Time of Cholera D+ … two-and-a-half-hour cure for insomnia …
Love Songs … a Once meets the French New Wave musical.
Lucky Number Slevin C- … Tarantino-wannabe-ishness.
Lucky You D+ … boring …
Lust, Caution B+ … some will call it boring, though it's never aimless.