Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
La Mujer de Mi Hermano Sep. 16, 2008 C  … hard to watch with a straight face.
La Vie En Rose Sep. 16, 2008 B  … accumulated looniness.
Lady Chatterley Sep. 16, 2008 B  … so thick with sex that it almost smells funny.
Lady in the Water Sep. 16, 2008 C  … convoluted, weird and silly.
Lady Vengeance Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … less frenzied, less bloody …
The Lake House Sep. 16, 2008 C- … dorky voice-over …
Lakeview Terrace Sep. 19, 2008 C- ...a lunk-headed, amoral Single White Female/Hand That Rocks The Cradle-plagiarizing thriller.
Land of the Lost Jun. 05, 2009 B- Kind of a routine expedition.
Lars and the Real Girl Sep. 16, 2008 A- Gosling is the perfect guy to play Lars.
Lassie Sep. 16, 2008 A  … you will cry and cry …
Last Chance Harvey Dec. 29, 2008 D- ...lukewarm bowl of romance soup.
Last Holiday Sep. 16, 2008 B- … dopiness.
The Last House on the Left Mar. 13, 2009 D- Revenge killings you can feel good about.
The Last King of Scotland Sep. 16, 2008 B+ Incredible …
The Last Kiss Sep. 16, 2008 C  … all the character development of a silver-dollar pancake from IHOP.
The Last Legion Sep. 16, 2008 D- … not as much fun as Krull or a teeth-cleaning …
The Last Mimzy Sep. 16, 2008 B  … weird, and weirdly entertaining …
The Last Winter Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … not nearly as frightening as The 11th Hour.
Law Abiding Citizen Oct. 16, 2009 C  "Saw"-abiding citizen.
Le Petit Lieutenant Sep. 16, 2008 A- … you don't get a neat ending.
Leatherheads Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … the words spoken aren't always funny …
Legend of Zorro Sep. 16, 2008 C- … lengthy nothingness …
Lemming Sep. 16, 2008 A- … blackly funny …
Let's Go to Prison Sep. 16, 2008 C- … Not Very Funny stuff …
Letters From Iwo Jima Sep. 16, 2008 A  … unsentimental, moving …
Libertine Sep. 16, 2008 C- … big dull drag …
License to Wed Sep. 16, 2008 F  … an otherwise non-blue crapfest.
Life Before Her Eyes Sep. 16, 2008 C  … a big M. Night Shyamalan-ish twist ending …
The Life of Reilly Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … sentimental and kind of hammy …
The Limits of Control May. 07, 2009 A- More mysteries, more trains.
Lions for Lambs Sep. 16, 2008 D- Hey, this sucks …
Little Children Sep. 16, 2008 C  … most annoying …
Little Man Sep. 16, 2008 C- … it's crap that folks want to see.
Little Miss Sunshine Sep. 16, 2008 A  … coolest, smartest, funniest …
Live Free or Die Hard Sep. 16, 2008 B  … really only about things getting blown up and destroyed.
The Lives of Others Sep. 16, 2008 B- It plays less dorky than it sounds, I promise.
Lonely Hearts Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … a bucket of tedious conscience …
Lonesome Jim Sep. 16, 2008 B  … plays up the bitter realism …
Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World Sep. 16, 2008 D  … terrible, unfunny …
Looking for Kitty Sep. 16, 2008 C- … not funny or wise.
The Lookout Sep. 16, 2008 A- … start-to-finish 'gripping.'
Lorna's Silence Jul. 29, 2009 B+ Down and out in Belgium.
The Lost City Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … kind of dull.
Love Happens Sep. 19, 2009 D- Love happens in other movies that aren't this one.
Love in the Time of Cholera Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … two-and-a-half-hour cure for insomnia …
Love Songs Sep. 16, 2008 B  … a Once meets the French New Wave musical.
Lucky Number Slevin Sep. 16, 2008 C- … Tarantino-wannabe-ishness.
Lucky You Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … boring …
Lust, Caution Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … some will call it boring, though it's never aimless.