Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
Hair High Sep. 16, 2008 B  Hilarious but still repulsive.
Hairspray Sep. 16, 2008 A- … too strong and joyful to be ruined …
Half Moon Sep. 16, 2008 A  … one of the most beautiful things …
Half Nelson Sep. 16, 2008 B  … unusual and politically metaphorical …
Halloween Sep. 16, 2008 C  pure Rob Zombie hillbilly grotesquery and murder …
Halloween II Aug. 28, 2009 C- SPLAT
The Hammer Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … almost kind of funny and good.
The Hangover Jun. 05, 2009 B- Needs a few more shots.
Hannah Montana: The Movie Apr. 10, 2009 B+ SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Hannibal Rising Sep. 16, 2008 D  He is shirtless more than once. It's like, 'Hey, kids, Hannibal is sexy!'
Happily N'Ever After Sep. 16, 2008 D- … plenty bad enough.
Happy Feet Sep. 16, 2008 B  … trippy.
Happy-Go-Lucky Oct. 10, 2008 A- You'll love her and hate her...
Hard Candy Sep. 16, 2008 D  … obvious dumb monologues …
Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Sep. 16, 2008 A- Funnier, raunchier, wilder, more sexually free …
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Jul. 15, 2009 A- Horny wizards pretend to care about Voldemort.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Sep. 16, 2008 A- … dark and murderous …
Harsh Times Sep. 16, 2008 C- … snarlier and even dumber [than Training Day].
Hatchet Sep. 16, 2008 B  … vintage '80s cliché.
The Haunting in Connecticut Mar. 27, 2009 C- Because when you think "fear," you think Connecticut.
The Haunting of Molly Hartley Oct. 31, 2008 D- ...PG-13 shocker for 11 year-olds
Haven Sep. 16, 2008 D- … the Dumb is not fun …
The Hawk Is Dying Sep. 16, 2008 B  … so weird it's disturbingly comic …
Heading South Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … a weirdly double political meaning.
The Headless Woman Aug. 21, 2009 B+ No actual female heads harmed.
The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things Sep. 16, 2008 C- … goes nowhere.
The Heart of the Game Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … this one is good.
The Heartbreak Kid Sep. 16, 2008 B- … wants to make you laugh …
He's Just Not That Into You Feb. 06, 2009 C- Learn to love rich people's romantic woes.
High School Musical 3: Senior Year Oct. 24, 2008 C- ...nothing much to offer.
The Hills Have Eyes 2 Sep. 16, 2008 D  … the new synonym for effing-boring.
The Hills Have Eyes Sep. 16, 2008 B- Call it good, just not great.
The Hip Hop Project Sep. 16, 2008 B  … compelling.
The History Boys Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … like Dead Poet's Society, but not stupid …
The Hitcher Sep. 16, 2008 B  … it more or less refuses to suck …
Hitman Sep. 16, 2008 D  It ain't like it's cinema.
The Hoax Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … smart, morally conflicted, idiosyncratic …
The Holiday Sep. 16, 2008 C- … full of crap.
Hollywoodland Sep. 16, 2008 B  … smell the Seriousity …
Home of the Brave Sep. 16, 2008 D  … could have focused itself a little better.
Honeydripper Sep. 16, 2008 C+ Really slow …
Hoodwinked Sep. 16, 2008 D  … Shrek-impersonating hack-job …
Hoot Sep. 16, 2008 B- … a got-it-on-the-first-take quality.
The Host Sep. 16, 2008 A  … the coolest movie of the year.
Hostel Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … childlike surprises.
Hostel: Part II Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … the camera doesn't cut away from flesh being ripped open …
Hot Fuzz Sep. 16, 2008 A- … never stops being smart and hilarious …
Hot Rod Sep. 16, 2008 B+ It's a Will Ferrell movie minus the Will Ferrell.
Hotel for Dogs Jan. 16, 2009 B+ Pugs in little outfits.
The Hottest State Sep. 16, 2008 C- … Laura Linney's got something other than B.S. to say …
The Hottie and the Nottie Sep. 16, 2008 F  … Paris Hilton's idea of revenge …
Hounddog Sep. 19, 2008 D- ...the most laugh-filled rotten movie of 2008.
House Nov. 08, 2008 F  ...inept nightmare of boredom
The House of Sand Sep. 16, 2008 A  … an actual good movie.
The House of the Devil Nov. 02, 2009 B+ Satan: still terrifying, it turns out.
How She Move Sep. 16, 2008 B  … isn't nearly as stupid …
How to Cook Your Life Sep. 16, 2008 B  … one more post-Super Size Me volley …
How to Eat Fried Worms Sep. 16, 2008 A- This is Snakes on a Plane for kids …
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People Oct. 03, 2008 D- ...stupidly fictionalized take on real life
Humpday Jul. 09, 2009 C+ No sex please, we're indie.
The Hunting Party Sep. 16, 2008 C  … just gives in to its own insecurity and ups the machismo.
The Hurt Locker Jun. 26, 2009 A- The hold-your-breath movie of the year.