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Hair High
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B
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Hilarious but still repulsive.
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Hairspray
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A-
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… too strong and joyful to be ruined …
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Half Moon
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A
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… one of the most beautiful things …
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Half Nelson
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B
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… unusual and politically metaphorical …
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Halloween
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C
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pure Rob Zombie hillbilly grotesquery and murder …
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The Hammer
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C+
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… almost kind of funny and good.
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Hannibal Rising
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D
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He is shirtless more than once. It's like, 'Hey, kids, Hannibal is sexy!'
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Happily N'Ever After
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D-
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… plenty bad enough.
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Happy Feet
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B
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… trippy.
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Happy-Go-Lucky
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A-
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You'll love her and hate her...
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Hard Candy
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D
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… obvious dumb monologues …
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Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
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A-
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Funnier, raunchier, wilder, more sexually free …
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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A-
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… dark and murderous …
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Harsh Times
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C-
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… snarlier and even dumber [than Training Day].
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Hatchet
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B
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… vintage '80s cliché.
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The Haunting of Molly Hartley
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D-
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...PG-13 shocker for 11 year-olds
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Haven
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D-
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… the Dumb is not fun …
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The Hawk Is Dying
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B
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… so weird it's disturbingly comic …
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Heading South
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B+
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… a weirdly double political meaning.
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The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things
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C-
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… goes nowhere.
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The Heart of the Game
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B+
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… this one is good.
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The Heartbreak Kid
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B-
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… wants to make you laugh …
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High School Musical 3: Senior Year
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C-
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...nothing much to offer.
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The Hills Have Eyes 2
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D
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… the new synonym for effing-boring.
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The Hills Have Eyes
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B-
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Call it good, just not great.
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The Hip Hop Project
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B
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… compelling.
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The History Boys
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B+
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… like Dead Poet's Society, but not stupid …
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The Hitcher
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B
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… it more or less refuses to suck …
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Hitman
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D
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It ain't like it's cinema.
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The Hoax
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B+
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… smart, morally conflicted, idiosyncratic …
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The Holiday
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C-
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… full of crap.
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Hollywoodland
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B
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… smell the Seriousity …
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Home of the Brave
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D
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… could have focused itself a little better.
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Honeydripper
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C+
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Really slow …
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Hoodwinked
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D
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… Shrek-impersonating hack-job …
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Hoot
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B-
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… a got-it-on-the-first-take quality.
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The Host
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A
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… the coolest movie of the year.
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Hostel
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B+
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… childlike surprises.
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Hostel: Part II
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B+
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… the camera doesn't cut away from flesh being ripped open …
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Hot Fuzz
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A-
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… never stops being smart and hilarious …
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Hot Rod
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B+
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It's a Will Ferrell movie minus the Will Ferrell.
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The Hottest State
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C-
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… Laura Linney's got something other than B.S. to say …
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The Hottie and the Nottie
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F
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… Paris Hilton's idea of revenge …
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Hounddog
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D-
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...the most laugh-filled rotten movie of 2008.
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House
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F
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...inept nightmare of boredom
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The House of Sand
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A
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… an actual good movie.
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How She Move
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B
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… isn't nearly as stupid …
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How to Cook Your Life
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B
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… one more post-Super Size Me volley …
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How to Eat Fried Worms
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A-
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This is Snakes on a Plane for kids …
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How to Lose Friends & Alienate People
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D-
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...stupidly fictionalized take on real life
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The Hunting Party
|
C
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… just gives in to its own insecurity and ups the machismo.
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