Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
Hair High Sep. 16, 2008 Hilarious but still repulsive.
Hairspray Sep. 16, 2008 A- … too strong and joyful to be ruined …
Half Moon Sep. 16, 2008 … one of the most beautiful things …
Half Nelson Sep. 16, 2008 … unusual and politically metaphorical …
Halloween Sep. 16, 2008 pure Rob Zombie hillbilly grotesquery and murder …
Halloween II Aug. 28, 2009 C- SPLAT
The Hammer Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … almost kind of funny and good.
The Hangover Jun. 05, 2009 B- Needs a few more shots.
Hannah Montana: The Movie Apr. 10, 2009 B+ SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Hannibal Rising Sep. 16, 2008 He is shirtless more than once. It's like, 'Hey, kids, Hannibal is sexy!'
Happily N'Ever After Sep. 16, 2008 D- … plenty bad enough.
Happy Feet Sep. 16, 2008 … trippy.
Happy-Go-Lucky Oct. 10, 2008 A- You'll love her and hate her...
Hard Candy Sep. 16, 2008 … obvious dumb monologues …
Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay Sep. 16, 2008 A- Funnier, raunchier, wilder, more sexually free …
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Jul. 15, 2009 A- Horny wizards pretend to care about Voldemort.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Sep. 16, 2008 A- … dark and murderous …
Harsh Times Sep. 16, 2008 C- … snarlier and even dumber [than Training Day].
Hatchet Sep. 16, 2008 … vintage '80s cliché.
The Haunting in Connecticut Mar. 27, 2009 C- Because when you think "fear," you think Connecticut.
The Haunting of Molly Hartley Oct. 31, 2008 D- ...PG-13 shocker for 11 year-olds
Haven Sep. 16, 2008 D- … the Dumb is not fun …
The Hawk Is Dying Sep. 16, 2008 … so weird it's disturbingly comic …
Heading South Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … a weirdly double political meaning.
The Headless Woman Aug. 21, 2009 B+ No actual female heads harmed.
The Heart Is Deceitful Above All Things Sep. 16, 2008 C- … goes nowhere.
The Heart of the Game Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … this one is good.
The Heartbreak Kid Sep. 16, 2008 B- … wants to make you laugh …
He's Just Not That Into You Feb. 06, 2009 C- Learn to love rich people's romantic woes.
High School Musical 3: Senior Year Oct. 24, 2008 C- ...nothing much to offer.
The Hills Have Eyes 2 Sep. 16, 2008 … the new synonym for effing-boring.
The Hills Have Eyes Sep. 16, 2008 B- Call it good, just not great.
The Hip Hop Project Sep. 16, 2008 … compelling.
The History Boys Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … like Dead Poet's Society, but not stupid …
The Hitcher Sep. 16, 2008 … it more or less refuses to suck …
Hitman Sep. 16, 2008 It ain't like it's cinema.
The Hoax Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … smart, morally conflicted, idiosyncratic …
The Holiday Sep. 16, 2008 C- … full of crap.
Hollywoodland Sep. 16, 2008 … smell the Seriousity …
Home of the Brave Sep. 16, 2008 … could have focused itself a little better.
Honeydripper Sep. 16, 2008 C+ Really slow …
Hoodwinked Sep. 16, 2008 Shrek-impersonating hack-job …
Hoot Sep. 16, 2008 B- … a got-it-on-the-first-take quality.
The Host Sep. 16, 2008 … the coolest movie of the year.
Hostel Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … childlike surprises.
Hostel: Part II Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … the camera doesn't cut away from flesh being ripped open …
Hot Fuzz Sep. 16, 2008 A- … never stops being smart and hilarious …
Hot Rod Sep. 16, 2008 B+ It's a Will Ferrell movie minus the Will Ferrell.
Hotel for Dogs Jan. 16, 2009 B+ Pugs in little outfits.
The Hottest State Sep. 16, 2008 C- … Laura Linney's got something other than B.S. to say …
The Hottie and the Nottie Sep. 16, 2008 … Paris Hilton's idea of revenge …
Hounddog Sep. 19, 2008 D- ...the most laugh-filled rotten movie of 2008.
House Nov. 08, 2008 ...inept nightmare of boredom
The House of Sand Sep. 16, 2008 … an actual good movie.
The House of the Devil Nov. 02, 2009 B+ Satan: still terrifying, it turns out.
How She Move Sep. 16, 2008 … isn't nearly as stupid …
How to Cook Your Life Sep. 16, 2008 … one more post-Super Size Me volley …
How to Eat Fried Worms Sep. 16, 2008 A- This is Snakes on a Plane for kids …
How to Lose Friends & Alienate People Oct. 03, 2008 D- ...stupidly fictionalized take on real life
Humpday Jul. 09, 2009 C+ No sex please, we're indie.
The Hunting Party Sep. 16, 2008 … just gives in to its own insecurity and ups the machismo.
The Hurt Locker Jun. 26, 2009 A- The hold-your-breath movie of the year.