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The Game Plan
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C-
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… a new twist on Kindergarten Cop and The Pacifier …
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Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
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D+
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It's … for no one.
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Georgia Rule
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F
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… one of the worst movies …
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Get Rich or Die Tryin'
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C-
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… bleak, dead-end story …
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Ghost Rider
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C+
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… very good at being a stupid piece of junk …
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Ghost Town
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B+
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It’s perfectly pleasant, often funny (until it slows down for the inevitable soul searching everyone’s forced to do)...
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Ghosts of Cite Soleil
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B
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You can't stop looking no matter how horrifying …
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Girls Rock!
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B+
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… a 90-minute commercial …
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Glastonbury
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C
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… lots and lots of footage of people in sombreros …
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Glory Road
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B+
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… boo-hoo-hoo …
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Goal!: The Dream Begins
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C-
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… incredibly predictable and lifeless …
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God Grew Tired of Us
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B+
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… gets the Oprah aesthetic down just right.
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The Golden Compass
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A
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… in a crazy fire-engine hurry …
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The Golden Door
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A-
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… harsh …
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Gone Baby Gone
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B+
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… twisty, turny, a deep-down bummer …
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The Good German
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C+
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You, the viewer, will find boredom.
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Good Luck Chuck
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D
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a lying movie full of lies.
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The Good Shepherd
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C-
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… tedious slog.
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A Good Woman
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C
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It's boring.
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A Good Year
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D+
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… pretty boring and lame.
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Goya's Ghosts
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D+
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… a big bag of self-important gas …
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Grace Is Gone
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D+
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Gross, right?
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Gracie
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B-
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… full of sweetness and decency.
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The Grand
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C-
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Think Best in Show minus the cute dogs and the funny parts.
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Grandma's Boy
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B
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… funnier than Munich.
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Gray Matters
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D
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… desperate …
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Grbavica: The Land of My Dreams
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B+
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… not a happy movie.
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The Great Debaters
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B
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It's predictable.
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Gridiron Gang
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C-
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… worn-out, broken-down clichés …
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Grindhouse
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A
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… the most incredible blast of disgusting, orgasmically exploitive trash …
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The Groomsmen
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C
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… the same thing over and over and over.
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The Ground Truth
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A
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… unnerving …
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The Grudge 2
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D-
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… none of it is scary.
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The Guardian
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B-
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The ocean-rescue scenes are exciting …
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A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
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B+
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It's got the energy …
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Guys and Balls
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D
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… lunk-headed characters …
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