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The Game Plan
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C-
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a new twist on Kindergarten Cop and The Pacifier
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Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
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D+
|
It's
for no one.
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|
Georgia Rule
|
F
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one of the worst movies
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|
Get Rich or Die Tryin'
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C-
|
bleak, dead-end story
|
|
Ghost Rider
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C+
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very good at being a stupid piece of junk
|
|
Ghost Town
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B+
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It’s perfectly pleasant, often funny (until it slows down for the inevitable soul searching everyone’s forced to do)...
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Ghosts of Cite Soleil
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B
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You can't stop looking no matter how horrifying
|
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Girls Rock!
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B+
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a 90-minute commercial
|
|
Glastonbury
|
C
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lots and lots of footage of people in sombreros
|
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Glory Road
|
B+
|
boo-hoo-hoo
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Goal!: The Dream Begins
|
C-
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incredibly predictable and lifeless
|
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God Grew Tired of Us
|
B+
|
gets the Oprah aesthetic down just right.
|
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The Golden Compass
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A
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in a crazy fire-engine hurry
|
|
The Golden Door
|
A-
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harsh
|
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Gone Baby Gone
|
B+
|
twisty, turny, a deep-down bummer
|
|
The Good German
|
C+
|
You, the viewer, will find boredom.
|
|
Good Luck Chuck
|
D
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a lying movie full of lies.
|
|
The Good Shepherd
|
C-
|
tedious slog.
|
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A Good Woman
|
C
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It's boring.
|
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A Good Year
|
D+
|
pretty boring and lame.
|
|
Goya's Ghosts
|
D+
|
a big bag of self-important gas
|
|
Grace Is Gone
|
D+
|
Gross, right?
|
|
Gracie
|
B-
|
full of sweetness and decency.
|
|
The Grand
|
C-
|
Think Best in Show minus the cute dogs and the funny parts.
|
|
Grandma's Boy
|
B
|
funnier than Munich.
|
|
Gray Matters
|
D
|
desperate
|
|
Grbavica: The Land of My Dreams
|
B+
|
not a happy movie.
|
|
The Great Debaters
|
B
|
It's predictable.
|
|
Gridiron Gang
|
C-
|
worn-out, broken-down clichés
|
|
Grindhouse
|
A
|
the most incredible blast of disgusting, orgasmically exploitive trash
|
|
The Groomsmen
|
C
|
the same thing over and over and over.
|
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The Ground Truth
|
A
|
unnerving
|
|
The Grudge 2
|
D-
|
none of it is scary.
|
|
The Guardian
|
B-
|
The ocean-rescue scenes are exciting
|
|
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints
|
B+
|
It's got the energy
|
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Guys and Balls
|
D
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lunk-headed characters
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