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F*ck
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C+
|
… funny enough.
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Factory Girl
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D
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… so scattered and borderline incoherent …
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Factotum
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C+
|
… a lot of nothing.
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|
Failure to Launch
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D+
|
… a widescreen unfunny sitcom …
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Family Law
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C+
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… it'd be nice if this one was even a little bit unpredictable.
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|
Family Stone
|
D
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… a waste of time.
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|
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
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C-
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Boring is the deal.
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|
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift
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B
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… looks like one of Gwen Stefani's erotic dreams …
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|
Fast Food Nation
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C+
|
… good-intentioned …
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|
Fat Girls
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D
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… in the sad position of being less sophisticated than Another Gay Movie.
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|
Fay Grim
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B
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… artfully stylized scenes about who knows what.
|
|
Feast of Love
|
D
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A bunch of annoying white people …
|
|
Feel the Noise
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D+
|
… feels like something they did on the side one weekend …
|
|
Fido
|
B
|
… cutely gross at times.
|
|
Fierce People
|
C-
|
… a completely tone-shifting, boom-lowering sexual assault …
|
|
Filth and Wisdom
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D-
|
...dumb pile of nothing.
|
|
Final Destination 3
|
B+
|
… excellently detailed …
|
|
The Final Season
|
B-
|
… a dorky, yearning-to-be-loved movie …
|
|
Find Me Guilty
|
B
|
… smart and funny and totally entertaining.
|
|
Finishing the Game
|
D
|
… anti-funny …
|
|
Firehouse Dog
|
C-
|
… goodhearted and inoffensive, even if it's really sloppy …
|
|
Firewall
|
D
|
… loony …
|
|
First Descent
|
B+
|
Terror-o-Meter: Eight out of 10.
|
|
First Snow
|
C-
|
… a dull, dour version of My Name Is Earl.
|
|
First Sunday
|
C-
|
… amiable enough and less stupid than you'd
guess …
|
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Flags of Our Fathers
|
B-
|
… like kicking a puppy.
|
|
Flanders
|
B+
|
… really compelling and snot-nosed performances …
|
|
Flannel Pajamas
|
D
|
… it feels like years.
|
|
Flawless
|
D+
|
… it bores in the process.
|
|
Flicka
|
B+
|
… heart-stomping.
|
|
Flight of the Red Balloon
|
A
|
It quietly takes your hand …
|
|
Flushed Away
|
B+
|
… it's better than Cars …
|
|
Flyboys
|
C-
|
… rah-rah-for-war …
|
|
The Flying Scotsman
|
C+
|
… was bored into an adorable wee slumber …
|
|
Fool's Gold
|
C+
|
If a movie could be described as having Tourette's syndrome …
|
|
For the Bible Tells Me So
|
B+
|
… a sweet, clear-headed piece of advocacy …
|
|
For Your Consideration
|
D
|
… full of lead …
|
|
The Forbidden Kingdom
|
C+
|
… kind of like Baby's first kung fu.
|
|
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
|
B+
|
… something great, even if it's only simply very good.
|
|
The Fountain
|
A
|
… bring[s] The Crazy.
|
|
Fracture
|
C-
|
… you've seen this all before …
|
|
Fred Claus
|
C-
|
… totally unfunny and disjointed …
|
|
Freedom Writers
|
B+
|
… lovey-dovey …
|
|
Freedomland
|
D
|
… crappy …
|
|
Freshman Orientation
|
D
|
… pretend it's the '90s all over again.
|
|
Friends With Money
|
A-
|
… cool.
|
|
Fun With Dick and Jane
|
D
|
… flailing, spaz-attack …
|
|
Funny Games
|
B-
|
I know, awesome, right?
|
|
Fur: An Imaginary Portrait of Diane Arbus
|
B-
|
… intentionally weird …
|