Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
The Da Vinci Code Sep. 16, 2008 C- God hates your dull movie.
Daddy Day Camp Sep. 16, 2008 F  … hideous, soul-scarring, brain-melting …
Daddy's Little Girls Sep. 16, 2008 B- … really isn't so bad.
Dan in Real Life Sep. 16, 2008 D- … fake warmth oozes, dumbness prevails.
Dance Flick May. 22, 2009 C- More Wayans than you ever imagined.
Danielson: A Family Movie Sep. 16, 2008 A  … a source of unlikely joy …
Dans Paris Sep. 16, 2008 A  … not drowning in sentimentality …
Darfur Now Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … refuses to really get down and dirty …
The Darjeeling Limited Sep. 16, 2008 A  … a dryly sweet quality …
Dark Matter Sep. 16, 2008 D+ Even Streep seems lost …
DarkBlueAlmostBlack Sep. 16, 2008 B- … nothing too shocking you'll be learning …
Date Movie Sep. 16, 2008 F  … the worst movie of 2006.
Dave Chappelle's Block Party Sep. 16, 2008 A  … the coolest …
The Day the Earth Stood Still Dec. 12, 2008 D- Dumber and dorkier than the dumbest dork you know.
Day Watch Sep. 16, 2008 B- … a commitment to chaos …
Days of Glory Sep. 16, 2008 B  You'll get sucked into it …
The Dead Girl Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … forgettable indie bummer trotted out during awards season …
Dead Silence Sep. 16, 2008 B  … consistently surprising.
Deal Sep. 16, 2008 F  Script written in sleep? Check.
Death at a Funeral Sep. 16, 2008 C  … takes a long time for all the mechanics to pay off.
Death of a President Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … narratively lazy …
The Death of Mr. Lazarescu Sep. 16, 2008 A  … a lot of nothing is what happens.
Death Sentence Sep. 16, 2008 C  … it sucks, but I liked it …
December Boys Sep. 16, 2008 C- This is the worst Harry Potter movie ever.
Deception Sep. 16, 2008 C+ You know what's not sexy? Sexiness.
Deck the Halls Sep. 16, 2008 C  OK, yes, I laughed.
Dedication Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … it's like Music and Lyrics for really hateful people.
Deep Water Sep. 16, 2008 A  … a heart-in-the-mouth viewing experience …
Defiance Jan. 02, 2009 B+ Bullets in Nazi skulls!
Definitely, Maybe Sep. 16, 2008 C- … zero amounts of interesting …
Deja Vu Sep. 16, 2008 B- … totally ridiculous.
Delgo Dec. 12, 2008 D- ...miserably animated
Delirious Sep. 16, 2008 B  … memorable …
Deliver Us From Evil Sep. 16, 2008 A  … mind-blowing nonsense …
Delta Farce Sep. 16, 2008 B  … crap that makes me giggle …
The Departed Sep. 16, 2008 A  … Mark Wahlberg is the coolest …
Descent Sep. 16, 2008 B- " … what it doesn't do: move beyond the obvious."
The Descent Sep. 16, 2008 A- … tons of gore …
The Devil and Daniel Johnston Sep. 16, 2008 A  … you'll become a fan …
The Devil Came on Horseback Sep. 16, 2008 A- … intensely disturbing …
The Devil Wears Prada Sep. 16, 2008 B- Streep eats this movie for breakfast …
The Devil's Miner Sep. 16, 2008 A  … straightforward and politics-free …
The Dhamma Brothers Sep. 16, 2008 B- … should have tried a little more 'noble silence' …
Diary of the Dead Sep. 16, 2008 B  … barely about zombies eating dumb teen victims.
Diggers Sep. 16, 2008 B- … a real-life message of almost borderline futility …
Dirty Sep. 16, 2008 C- … so badly edited and directed …
Disney's A Christmas Carol Nov. 05, 2009 D+ Christmas evil...
District 9 Aug. 15, 2009 B  Sci-Fi apartheid.
Disturbia Sep. 16, 2008 B  … caffeinated jolts and creepy suspense …
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly Sep. 16, 2008 A  … beautiful, sometimes ecstatic, sometimes blurry, sometimes mournful …
DOA: Dead or Alive Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … an awesome 87 minutes of cinema.
Domino Sep. 16, 2008 C- … loony, Tank Girl-ish …
Donkey Punch Jan. 23, 2009 C- Novelty murders featuring unusual instruments of death!
Don't Come Knocking Sep. 16, 2008 D+ I must have snored a little bit.
Doogal Sep. 16, 2008 C- … you'll have a nice nap.
Doom Sep. 16, 2008 B- … not as good [Aliens].
Doomsday Sep. 16, 2008 A  Does it suck? Sorta. Is that awesome? Absolutely.
Doubt Dec. 11, 2008 B+ ...overacted, overblown
Down in the Valley Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … Method-like and irritating.
Down to the Bone Sep. 16, 2008 A- … a 10 on the real-life-sucks grit-meter.
Dr. Bronner's Magic Soapbox Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … kooky, visionary …
Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! Sep. 16, 2008 B- … the animation is perfect.
Drag Me to Hell May. 29, 2009 A- Take that, banks.
Dragon Wars Sep. 16, 2008 B  … they really spent their budget on making good-looking monsters.
Dragonball Evolution Apr. 10, 2009 B+ Hannah's counter-programming.
Dreamer Sep. 16, 2008 A- … genuinely moving …
Dreamgirls Sep. 16, 2008 A- … it's really on.
Drillbit Taylor Sep. 16, 2008 C- Just think Superbad minus the humor …
Driving Lessons Sep. 16, 2008 C- … dopey little feel-goodish …
The Duchess of Langeais Sep. 16, 2008 A  … tense, dark, melancholy, sometimes strange …
The Duchess Sep. 19, 2008 B+ Keira Knightley, who I’m pretty sure isn’t even a very good actress, is someone I will watch in just about anything on screen for reasons I can’t explain...
Duck Season Sep. 16, 2008 A  … free to see what's really playing out …
Duplicity Mar. 19, 2009 C- Don't be duped into seeing it.
Dying Gaul Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … bitter and tragic …
Dynamite Warrior Sep. 16, 2008 C  It's less awesome than it sounds.