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The Da Vinci Code
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C-
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God hates your dull movie.
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Daddy Day Camp
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Sep. 16, 2008
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F
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… hideous, soul-scarring, brain-melting …
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Daddy's Little Girls
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B-
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… really isn't so bad.
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Dan in Real Life
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Sep. 16, 2008
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D-
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… fake warmth oozes, dumbness prevails.
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Dance Flick
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May. 22, 2009
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C-
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More Wayans than you ever imagined.
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Danielson: A Family Movie
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… a source of unlikely joy …
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Dans Paris
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… not drowning in sentimentality …
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Darfur Now
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B+
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… refuses to really get down and dirty …
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The Darjeeling Limited
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… a dryly sweet quality …
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Dark Matter
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Sep. 16, 2008
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D+
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Even Streep seems lost …
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DarkBlueAlmostBlack
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B-
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… nothing too shocking you'll be learning …
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Date Movie
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Sep. 16, 2008
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F
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… the worst movie of 2006.
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Dave Chappelle's Block Party
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… the coolest …
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The Day the Earth Stood Still
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Dec. 12, 2008
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D-
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Dumber and dorkier than the dumbest dork you know.
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Day Watch
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B-
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… a commitment to chaos …
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Days of Glory
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B
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You'll get sucked into it …
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The Dead Girl
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C+
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… forgettable indie bummer trotted out during awards season …
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Dead Silence
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B
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… consistently surprising.
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Deal
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Sep. 16, 2008
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F
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Script written in sleep? Check.
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Death at a Funeral
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C
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… takes a long time for all the mechanics to pay off.
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Death of a President
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C+
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… narratively lazy …
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The Death of Mr. Lazarescu
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… a lot of nothing is what happens.
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Death Sentence
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C
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… it sucks, but I liked it …
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December Boys
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C-
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This is the worst Harry Potter movie ever.
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Deception
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C+
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You know what's not sexy? Sexiness.
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Deck the Halls
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C
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OK, yes, I laughed.
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Dedication
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C+
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… it's like Music and Lyrics for really hateful people.
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Deep Water
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… a heart-in-the-mouth viewing experience …
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Defiance
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Jan. 02, 2009
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B+
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Bullets in Nazi skulls!
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Definitely, Maybe
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C-
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… zero amounts of interesting …
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Deja Vu
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B-
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… totally ridiculous.
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Delgo
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Dec. 12, 2008
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D-
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...miserably animated
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Delirious
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B
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… memorable …
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Deliver Us From Evil
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… mind-blowing nonsense …
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Delta Farce
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B
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… crap that makes me giggle …
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The Departed
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… Mark Wahlberg is the coolest …
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Descent
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B-
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" … what it doesn't do: move beyond the obvious."
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The Descent
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A-
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… tons of gore …
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The Devil and Daniel Johnston
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… you'll become a fan …
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The Devil Came on Horseback
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A-
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… intensely disturbing …
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The Devil Wears Prada
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B-
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Streep eats this movie for breakfast …
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The Devil's Miner
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… straightforward and politics-free …
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The Dhamma Brothers
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B-
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… should have tried a little more 'noble silence' …
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Diary of the Dead
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B
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… barely about zombies eating dumb teen victims.
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Diggers
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B-
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… a real-life message of almost borderline futility …
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Dirty
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C-
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… so badly edited and directed …
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Disturbia
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B
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… caffeinated jolts and creepy suspense …
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The Diving Bell and the Butterfly
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… beautiful, sometimes ecstatic, sometimes blurry, sometimes mournful …
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DOA: Dead or Alive
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B+
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… an awesome 87 minutes of cinema.
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Domino
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C-
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… loony, Tank Girl-ish …
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Donkey Punch
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Jan. 23, 2009
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C-
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Novelty murders featuring unusual instruments of death!
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Don't Come Knocking
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Sep. 16, 2008
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D+
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I must have snored a little bit.
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Doogal
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C-
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… you'll have a nice nap.
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Doom
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B-
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… not as good [Aliens].
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Doomsday
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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Does it suck? Sorta. Is that awesome? Absolutely.
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Doubt
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Dec. 11, 2008
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B+
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...overacted, overblown
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Down in the Valley
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C+
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… Method-like and irritating.
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Down to the Bone
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A-
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… a 10 on the real-life-sucks grit-meter.
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Dr. Bronner's Magic Soapbox
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B+
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… kooky, visionary …
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Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B-
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… the animation is perfect.
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Drag Me to Hell
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May. 29, 2009
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A-
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Take that, banks.
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Dragon Wars
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Sep. 16, 2008
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B
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… they really spent their budget on making good-looking monsters.
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Dragonball Evolution
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Apr. 10, 2009
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B+
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Hannah's counter-programming.
|
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Dreamer
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A-
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… genuinely moving …
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Dreamgirls
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A-
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… it's really on.
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Drillbit Taylor
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Sep. 16, 2008
|
C-
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Just think Superbad minus the humor …
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Driving Lessons
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Sep. 16, 2008
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C-
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… dopey little feel-goodish …
|
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The Duchess of Langeais
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Sep. 16, 2008
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A
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… tense, dark, melancholy, sometimes strange …
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The Duchess
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Sep. 19, 2008
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B+
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Keira Knightley, who I’m pretty sure isn’t even a very good actress, is someone I will watch in just about anything on screen for reasons I can’t explain...
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Duck Season
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Sep. 16, 2008
|
A
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… free to see what's really playing out …
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Duplicity
|
Mar. 19, 2009
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C-
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Don't be duped into seeing it.
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Dying Gaul
|
Sep. 16, 2008
|
B+
|
… bitter and tragic …
|
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Dynamite Warrior
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Sep. 16, 2008
|
C
|
It's less awesome than it sounds.
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