Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
Babel Sep. 16, 2008 B- … way better than that stupid Crash …
Baby Mama Sep. 16, 2008 B  … made me laugh from beginning to end.
Backstage Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … verge-of-tears overwroughtness.
Badland Sep. 16, 2008 F  I love how dumb all the characters are.
Ballast Nov. 14, 2008 A- ...beautiful looking
Ballets Russes Sep. 16, 2008 A  … jaw-droppingly beautiful …
Balls of Fury Sep. 16, 2008 D- … full of dead space …
Bamako Sep. 16, 2008 A  You can't accuse it of being dull.
The Band's Visit Sep. 16, 2008 A- If melancholy is your favorite
flavor …
Bandslam Aug. 15, 2009 B  Dear David Bowie...
Bangkok Dangerous Sep. 17, 2008 D- ...You can always count on the hairpieces...
The Bank Job Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … it's a lot of fun …
Barnyard: The Original Party Animals Sep. 16, 2008 C- … the 147th animated talking-animal movie …
Basic Instinct 2 Sep. 16, 2008 D  … hilariously kinky sex …
Battle for Terra Apr. 30, 2009 C- Kiddie movie about death.
Battle in Heaven Sep. 16, 2008 B  … capital-A Art Film.
Be Here to Love Me Sep. 16, 2008 A  … horrifyingly fascinating …
Be Kind Rewind Sep. 16, 2008 B  … not Michel Gondry's most coherent one …
The Beauty Academy of Kabul Sep. 16, 2008 B+ No, it's not a mockumentary.
Because I Said So Sep. 16, 2008 C  It's dumbly inoffensive, unless you're offended by things that induce napping.
Becoming Jane Sep. 16, 2008 B  Maggie Smith slices everyone to ribbons …
Bedtime Stories Dec. 23, 2008 D- ...not enough boogers.
Bee Movie Sep. 16, 2008 C- … pretty dull …
Bee Season Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … wow …
Been Rich All My Life Sep. 16, 2008 A- … you'll want way more.
Beeswax Aug. 06, 2009 B  As in "None of your..."
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead Sep. 16, 2008 A- … giving it everything they've got …
The Benchwarmers Sep. 16, 2008 D  … Dullsville.
Beowulf Sep. 16, 2008 A- … 98 percent awesome …
Beverly Hills Chihuahua Oct. 03, 2008 B+ ...light-hearted, not-obnoxious...
Beyond the Gates Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … moving and wrenching …
Big Fan Aug. 28, 2009 B+ Go [insert favorite team name here]! #1!
Big Man Japan May. 14, 2009 B+ Destroy all monsters if you must.
Big Momma's House 2 Sep. 16, 2008 D  … supposed to be funny.
Black Book Sep. 16, 2008 A  … amazingly daring …
Black Christmas Sep. 16, 2008 C- … the deaths are fun …
The Black Dahlia Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … noir to romance to screwball comedy …
Black Irish Sep. 16, 2008 B- … a soap-opera mentality …
Black Sheep Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … Good Will Hunting with zombie lambs.
Black Snake Moan Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … balls-out craziness …
Blades of Glory Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … not quite as funny as Anchorman …
Blame it on Fidel Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … problematic and spooky.
Blind Mountain Sep. 16, 2008 B  … slower than you might want it to be.
Blindness Oct. 03, 2008 C- ...drops you down on Planet Metaphor...
Blood and Chocolate Sep. 16, 2008 D  … PG-13 middle-school sex fantasy.
Blood Diamond Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … few exciting suspense moments.
Blood: The Last Vampire Jul. 09, 2009 D+ Yawn of the samurai.
BloodRayne Sep. 16, 2008 F  … awful/awesome …
Boarding Gate Sep. 16, 2008 B  It's less a thriller (way less) …
Bobby Sep. 16, 2008 D  … about practically nothing at all …
Body of Lies Oct. 05, 2008 B+ ...metaphor for post 9/11 life during wartime
Bolt Nov. 21, 2008 B+ ...funny and sweet
Borat Sep. 16, 2008 A  … screamingly funny and brutally on-point …
The Bourne Ultimatum Sep. 16, 2008 A  … hard-edged and laser-focused and intense.
The Box Nov. 05, 2009 B+ Push the button, Max.
The Boys Are Back Sep. 25, 2009 C+ And they brought you a tissue to dry your eyes.
Brand Upon the Brain! Sep. 16, 2008 A  … exciting and satisfyingly odd …
The Brave One Sep. 16, 2008 C  … actually completely brainless …
Breach Sep. 16, 2008 B  … not what you expect it's going to be.
Breaking and Entering Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … blabbedy-
blah-blah-blah.
The Break-Up Sep. 16, 2008 B- … not necessarily bad …
Brick Sep. 16, 2008 A  … the coolest high-school movie since Heathers.
Bride Wars Jan. 09, 2009 D- Oh dang, my hair looks bad.
The Bridesmaid Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … just gets crazier and crazier …
Bridge to Terabithia Sep. 16, 2008 A  … smart, moving …
Brief Interviews With Hideous Men Sep. 25, 2009 D+ Not brief enough.
Bright Star Sep. 29, 2009 B+ Dead poet society.
Brokeback Mountain Sep. 16, 2008 A  … heartbreaking …
Broken English Sep. 16, 2008 C  God, this movie is a drag.
Broken Sky Sep. 16, 2008 D  It's like watching two guys French kiss in an Urban Outfitters.
Brooklyn Rules Sep. 16, 2008 D  … a sea of dumb …
The Brothers Bloom May. 14, 2009 B+ Un-smooth criminals.
The Brothers Solomon Sep. 16, 2008 D  … as entertaining as watching Dumb and Dumberer.
Bruno Jul. 09, 2009 B- Recycling Letterman's velcro suit. And more.
Bubble Sep. 16, 2008 B- … looks as awful as it feels.
The Bubble Sep. 16, 2008 B  Take Three's Company and toss them into Tel Aviv.
The Bucket List Sep. 16, 2008 D  … so darn boring …
Bug Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … gets really nuts.
Burn After Reading Sep. 17, 2008 C- So yeah, everyone’s involved and the circles close in smaller and smaller until people get hurt, including the audience.
The Burning Plain Sep. 19, 2009 D+ Woe is everybody everywhere.