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The Abandoned
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B-
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… creepy and dumb …
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Absolute Wilson
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A
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… very cool …
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Accepted
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B
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… tame and cuddly and sweet.
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Across the Universe
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D
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Like, it's actually going to be endless.
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Adam & Steve
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B+
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… sweet and light …
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Adam's Apples
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C-
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… annoyingly snuggle-bunnies …
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Aeon Flux
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C
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… spaced-out seriousness.
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After the Wedding
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B
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The performances are moving …
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Air Guitar Nation
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B
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… doesn't try to be cooler than its subject matter …
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Akeelah and the Bee
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B+
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… tons of charm …
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Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker
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C-
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… boring and lifeless.
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Alexandra
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A
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… kind of stunning.
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Alice's House
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B
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… a more naturalistic view of the world …
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Alien vs. Predator: Requiem
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D
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… boring and narrow in scope …
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All the King's Men
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C-
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… forgets the compelling-story part …
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Alpha Dog
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C +
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… goofy, hip-hop-soundtrack-addled exploitation …
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Alvin and the Chipmunks
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B-
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… non-
offensive …
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Amazing Grace
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C+
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… no extraneous Schindler's List-y explicit sex scenes …
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An American Carol
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F
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...satire souffle falls.
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American Dreamz
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C-
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… a lot of zzzzzzz.
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American Gangster
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B
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… totally entertains you,
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American Gun
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D
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… very, very, very bad.
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American Hardcore
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B+
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… it's too long …
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An American Haunting
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D
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… nothing happened.
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Anamorph
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C+
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… a copycat product …
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Angel-A
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B+
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… a giantess-fetishist's dream come true …
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Annapolis
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D
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… terrible, hack-y …
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Ant Bully
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C-
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So much talking.
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Antonia
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B+
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… a little too much melodrama …
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Apocalypto
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A
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… a totally entertaining and pointless blast of the grossest, nuttiest stuff …
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Appaloosa
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B+
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...part High Noon, part Lethal Weapon with some post-Brokeback Mountain...
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April's Shower
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D+
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… Dirt of Boredom.
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Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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A
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… best animated movie of this or any year …
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Aquamarine
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B
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… cinematic equivalent of a high-pitched squeal.
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Arctic Tale
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C-
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… a slippery slope toward stupidity.
|
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Are We Done Yet?
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D+
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… a big bucket of stupid …
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Art School Confidential
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B-
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… insanely entertaining …
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Arthur and the Invisibles
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D+
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It destroys itself just fine.
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Ask the Dust
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C-
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… totally dull and average.
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The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford
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A
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He has his 'I'm Brad Pitt' cake and eats it …
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The Astronaut Farmer
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B-
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… a harmless and farfetched family movie …
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ATL
|
B-
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… like a hip-hop American Graffiti …
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Atonement
|
B
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You win again, fancy British people.
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August Rush
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C+
|
… fake magic and loony coincidences …
|
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Aurora Borealis
|
B-
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… the kind of indie film that you want to hate …
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Avenue Montaigne
|
B+
|
… ain't bad.
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Awake
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D-
|
How freaking boring can you make a movie and still get a theatrical release?
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Away From Her
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A
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… moving but unsentimental …
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