Dave White Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Film Reviews by Dave White

Movie Title Review Date Grade Dave Says...
The Abandoned Sep. 16, 2008 B- … creepy and dumb …
Absolute Wilson Sep. 16, 2008 A  … very cool …
Accepted Sep. 16, 2008 B  … tame and cuddly and sweet.
Across the Universe Sep. 16, 2008 D  Like, it's actually going to be endless.
Adam Jul. 30, 2009 C- Aspergers = Academy Award, please.
Adam & Steve Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … sweet and light …
Adam's Apples Sep. 16, 2008 C- … annoyingly snuggle-bunnies …
Adoration May. 07, 2009 C- Acclaimed director spins his wheels.
Adventureland Apr. 03, 2009 A- Acid-washed jeans alert!
Aeon Flux Sep. 16, 2008 C  … spaced-out seriousness.
After the Wedding Sep. 16, 2008 B  The performances are moving …
Air Guitar Nation Sep. 16, 2008 B  … doesn't try to be cooler than its subject matter …
Akeelah and the Bee Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … tons of charm …
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker Sep. 16, 2008 C- … boring and lifeless.
Alexandra Sep. 16, 2008 A  … kind of stunning.
Alice's House Sep. 16, 2008 B  … a more naturalistic view of the world …
Alien vs. Predator: Requiem Sep. 16, 2008 D  … boring and narrow in scope …
Aliens in the Attic Jul. 29, 2009 C  Not the E.T. kind.
All About Steve Sep. 03, 2009 D- Must be seen to be believed.
All the King's Men Sep. 16, 2008 C- … forgets the compelling-story part …
Alpha Dog Sep. 16, 2008 C + … goofy, hip-hop-soundtrack-addled exploitation …
Alvin and the Chipmunks Sep. 16, 2008 B- … non-
offensive …
Amazing Grace Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … no extraneous Schindler's List-y explicit sex scenes …
Amelia Oct. 22, 2009 C  Not enough snakes on this plane.
An American Affair Feb. 27, 2009 D- Peeping teen meets JFK's mistress.
An American Carol Oct. 24, 2008 F  ...satire souffle falls.
American Dreamz Sep. 16, 2008 C- … a lot of zzzzzzz.
American Gangster Sep. 16, 2008 B  … totally entertains you,
American Gun Sep. 16, 2008 D  … very, very, very bad.
American Hardcore Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … it's too long …
An American Haunting Sep. 16, 2008 D  … nothing happened.
Anamorph Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … a copycat product …
Angel-A Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … a giantess-fetishist's dream come true …
Angels & Demons May. 15, 2009 B+ Tom Hanks's Mystery Machine.
Annapolis Sep. 16, 2008 D  … terrible, hack-y …
The Answer Man Jul. 23, 2009 C  No.
Ant Bully Sep. 16, 2008 C- So much talking.
Antichrist Oct. 22, 2009 A  CHAOS REIGNS
Antonia Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … a little too much melodrama …
Apocalypto Sep. 16, 2008 A  … a totally entertaining and pointless blast of the grossest, nuttiest stuff …
Appaloosa Sep. 19, 2008 B+ ...part High Noon, part Lethal Weapon with some post-Brokeback Mountain...
April's Shower Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … Dirt of Boredom.
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Sep. 16, 2008 A  … best animated movie of this or any year …
Aquamarine Sep. 16, 2008 B  … cinematic equivalent of a high-pitched squeal.
Arctic Tale Sep. 16, 2008 C- … a slippery slope toward stupidity.
Are We Done Yet? Sep. 16, 2008 D+ … a big bucket of stupid …
Art School Confidential Sep. 16, 2008 B- … insanely entertaining …
Arthur and the Invisibles Sep. 16, 2008 D+ It destroys itself just fine.
Ask the Dust Sep. 16, 2008 C- … totally dull and average.
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford Sep. 16, 2008 A  He has his 'I'm Brad Pitt' cake and eats it …
Astro Boy Oct. 22, 2009 B- Want to terrify your toddler?
The Astronaut Farmer Sep. 16, 2008 B- … a harmless and farfetched family movie …
ATL Sep. 16, 2008 B- … like a hip-hop American Graffiti …
Atonement Sep. 16, 2008 B  You win again, fancy British people.
August Rush Sep. 16, 2008 C+ … fake magic and loony coincidences …
Aurora Borealis Sep. 16, 2008 B- … the kind of indie film that you want to hate …
Australia Nov. 25, 2008 A- ...triple-espresso-shot extreme romance
Avenue Montaigne Sep. 16, 2008 B+ … ain't bad.
Awake Sep. 16, 2008 D- How freaking boring can you make a movie and still get a theatrical release?
Away From Her Sep. 16, 2008 A  … moving but unsentimental …
Away We Go Jun. 05, 2009 B- Time to grow up.