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Zoom Review

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1.0

Dave White Profile

… a contender for Worst Kid Movie of 2006. Read full review

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Critics scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.

  • 2.0
    26

    out of 100

    Metascore®
    Generally unfavorable reviews
    based on a weighted average of all
    critic review scores.

  • 25

    out of 100

    Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum

    In a feat of dullness quite powerful in its own way, this lifeless family comedy sucks the joy from every joke it touches.

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  • 30

    out of 100

    Variety Joe Leydon

    This tepid comic-bookish comedy should zip through its theatrical run faster than a speeding bullet. It likely won't perform much more superheroically in ancillary venues.

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  • 30

    out of 100

    The New York Times

    Bleeds boredom from every frame.

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  • 30

    out of 100

    The Hollywood Reporter Kirk Honeycutt

    Zoom is a movie that would make Dr. Frankenstein proud. Put together with parts from so many other movies, the thing positively clanks.

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For Families provided by Common Sense Media

Iffy for 8+

Dull comic-book fodder for kids.

What Parents Need to Know

Parents need to know that there's a ton of disrespectful behavior from both the adults and kids in this movie. Before warming up to the kids, Jack is downright mean, calling them names and treating them badly. There's also lots of crude behavior involving farting, burping, and a huge snot-bubble that bursts and covers everyone with green goo. In one scene, the kids trap a scientist in an environmental simulator and subject him to falling rocks, a cyclone, and a rainstorm, then laugh at him. Outtakes during the end credits show the cast singing "We like to poo in our pants." Also, the parents in this movie are conspicuously missing, and the superheroes form their own "family." There's some mild profanity and comic-book style violence (kicking, punching, throwing, shattering glass).

  • Families can talk about the definition of "family." Does it always refer to people who are biologically related, or can it mean people who are bonded in another way (like the superheroes)? Also, was it right for the kids to take out their anger with their superpowers? What's a better way to handle anger? Could Jack have had a better attitude about training the kids?

The good stuff
  • message true0

    Messages: Disrespectful attitudes from Jack, the kids, and Larraby. The kids express anger with their powers, and Jack is mean to them, calling Tucker "Chubba Bubba" and refusing to hold Cindy's hand.

What to watch for
  • violence false3

    Violence and scariness: Comic-book style violence: kicking, punching, throwing, shattering glass. While being recruited, Jack is shot with a dart gun that makes him unconscious. Later, while running at superhuman speed, he trips and falls, tumbling across the desert. Concussion gets knocked around, hit with a metal pole, and spun into a whirlwind.

  • sex false0

    Sexy stuff: Flirting between Jack and Marsha and Dylan and Summer. During training, Dylan accidentally lands on top of Summer (both horizontal on the floor), and they kiss briefly at the end of the movie. Referring to radiation, Jack tells the kids to wear lead underwear to protect their "privates". Larraby says they'll get enough radiation to "sterilize a trailer park."

  • language false3

    Language: 3 "hells," 1 "God," and 1 "My God." Also some name-calling.

  • consumerism false3

    Consumerism: M&Ms, Wendy's factor prominently in the storyline. A robot is named Mr. Pibb.

  • drugsalcoholtobacco false0

    Drinking, drugs and smoking: One reference when Larraby bursts into an end-of-training party for the kids, and Jack tells him to chill out and have a drink.

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