Dave White
The American Review

Dave's Rating:

4.0

Clooney: A real chill murder-bro.

Who's In It: George Clooney, Paolo Bonacelli, Violante Placido

The Basics: About 90 seconds into this movie, Assassin George (he's the title American) shoots the Euro-lady who was, not moments earlier, licking booze off his fingers. This is because they get ambushed by assassins, which means The American then has to eliminate the bad guys and the innocent bystander so his cover isn't blown. It's a bummer, of course, but when that's your job you pretty much have to erase everyone you come across to make sure it all stays locked down. And over time, as you might imagine when killing is your business, it can take its toll on your soul. It does with George.

What's The Deal: As a character portrait of one solitary assassin and as a subtexty political film about American intervention in other countries, there's nothing new being explained here. Badness makes even more badness; you can feel guilty about it all day but in the end you're still bad. There's your moral. But director Anton Corbijn (he made the Joy Division movie Control) keeps you on board for that agenda because he sells it all cold, measured, cautious, precise, methodical and certain of its own stony-end demise from start to finish. Expect exactly the opposite of the action-plus-guns movie you're hoping it will be and you'll be happy. Okay, maybe happy is the wrong word.

What George Clooney Does: Stares glumly, stares glumly, stares glumly, shoots this guy, shoots the lady he just had sex with, drives and stares glumly, meets contacts, makes a gun, talks on the phone to the boss he no longer trusts, stares glumly, makes another gun, talks some, meets a lady assassin who's even more cold-blooded than he is, stares glumly, gets kind of turned on when he shoots his gun in the lady assassin's direction and she doesn't even flinch, talks to a priest, stares glumly at the priest. Look, I know I'm making it sound weird. Maybe even bad. That's not my intention. But this is what you get. The Michael Clayton end of the spectrum, not the charming man with the smiling crinkle-eyes and the salt-and-pepper suave-itude that you know and love. This is the intense, ascetic brooder who's in every scene but speaks about two dozen lines in a hundred minute movie and walks lockstep toward a bitter fate. It's excellent. Like the priest here says: "You cannot doubt the existence of Hell; you live in it."

Thanks, Director of Photography Named Martin Ruhe: I haven't been on a European vacation in several years now but thanks to this guy and Corbijn I feel like I just saw the most beautiful parts of Italy. If you could, you'd hire these two men to film your whole life so that it looked expensive and perfectly lit. They focus on assassin stuff other movies ignore, too, like the extended ker-CHUNK-ing scenes of custom gun assembly that feel ten times as sensual as the moments when our not-hero is banging his favorite Italian prostitute.

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Comments (11)

oddly - 9-14-2010 4:45 PM
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Liek Clayton i thought too long and my guess is you've bought into the clooney mystique - yeak he's a top yank but still needs a story around it that you commit to no?

Marian - 9-17-2010 4:37 PM
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I just left the movie The American, and am scratching my head as to how this even got one star. It was a mess. My head is trobbing from trying to figure out the plot, then trying to stay to watch the whole thing. At least the scenry could have been nice, for something to look at, but even it was bad. Dang Dave did we really see the same movie?

Roy - 9-17-2010 9:06 PM
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I just saw the movie and I want That two hours of my life back! What a huge pile of dog doo Iam sure you had to have seen a different movie.

pords - 9-21-2010 5:08 PM
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Man... I think Dave watched a different movie. I convinced my wife to come with me and watch this movie on the basis of the ratings Dave gave. I guess i'll have to consider next time the ratings given. :(

Emma - 9-25-2010 11:10 PM
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Dave, reviewers like you that said this movie was good are the reason why my aunt made me watch this!! When you gave this 4 stars, you mean, 4 out of 10 right? Because you couldn't possibly mean 4 out of 5! Anyway, the 2 things I agree with you on are that the director of photography did a great job showing the beautiful parts of Italy and the gun assembly part was more sensual than the actual sex scenes.

public - 9-26-2010 8:51 PM
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You need to stop reviewing movies!!! what did you like about this movie: nudity? the suspense going nowhere? the story going nowhere ? did you sleep well during this movie? Or did you get carried away with the fact that all the *bad* critics gave it a good rating. I would pick a night shyamalan movie over this one.

Doug - 10-01-2010 4:35 PM
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OK not quite as boring as Solaris but close. You and alot of other critics (Newsday,Daily News)gave this movie 4 stars.Why? cause nobody wants to dis George Clooney? The NY Post was absolutely right in giving 1 star.

michael welly - 1-08-2011 6:41 AM
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did not understand the end why did the white haired guy kill the female assassin as she was about to kill Clooney just to turn around and try and kill Clooney himself ?

dave - 2-10-2011 1:59 AM
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THE MOST HORRIBLE MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!! WHAT A WASTE OF MY LIFE MADE ME FEEL BORED OUT OF MIND!!

Alex - 10-16-2011 6:56 PM
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Obviously you people were expecting an action movie. But it was more drama, and it had to do with people that choose being a spy/assasin as a profession and how it affects you. Like not being able to have friends or people you trust & being paranoid. And after choosing that life there is no going back to a normal one.

Paula - 12-06-2011 7:34 AM
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I wanted so badly to like the film. The scenery was awesome, and the role of the priest so well played. However,Clooney was a major disappointment. The film was so disjointed that I really got tired "rewinding" the DVD to see what connection I missed. I think I missed none... the film was one major "DISCONNECT" all on its own. Paula

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