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A Square Deal by everyweek60706
There is something about crime dramas set in places where they 'post' letters and drive on the wrong side of the road in unidentifiable cars (it's a what kind of truck?). You know you're not in Kansas, but you can understand most of what is said. You watch at a comfortable distance, but you can relate and it's relevant. I'm not sure I recognize any of these actors either, but the Christmas in the park with Santa arriving on a boat is a believable warm-climate tradition. The movie opens with a quote attributed to "Mum," "It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye." The violence isn't graphic or gratuitous - it hits you in the gut. There is no nudity and little sex, but this is a man's love story.
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This Square Stinks by Pigsnoot
Worst movie I've seen in some time. Everything goes wrong for the characters and I didn't care. Seemed like the 3 Stooges would be coming out at any moment to smack someone in the face or hit them in the head and finish with a "nyak, nyak, nyak" or a "look what you've done now, you skillet head". Watch the 2 minute "short" in the beginning and you'll get the picture. Better yet, stay home or go see Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.