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Old Dogs Review

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Dave White Profile

Should be put out of its misery. Read full review

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Critics scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.

  • 1.0
    19

    out of 100

    Metascore®
    Overwhelming dislike
    based on a weighted average of all
    critic review scores.

  • 0

    out of 100

    Entertainment Weekly Lisa Schwarzbaum

    Exhausted as the premise already is -- hapless boomer learns that real manhood is a function of committed fatherhood -- Old Dogs nevertheless finds ways to make the lesson even less tolerable.

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  • 0

    out of 100

    The New York Times Stephen Holden

    This imbecilic, mean-spirited farce, which sneers at adults, leaves you wondering: where are the Three Stooges when we really need them?

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  • 25

    out of 100

    Chicago Sun-Times Roger Ebert

    Stupefying dimwitted.

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  • 30

    out of 100

    The Hollywood Reporter Kirk Honeycutt

    Insipid, predictable, broad comedy mixed with Disney Family Values makes for one exasperating sit.

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  • 38

    out of 100

    USA Today Claudia Puig

    This is not the Travolta of "Pulp Fiction," nor is it the Williams of "One Hour Photo." Though no animals were harmed in the making of Old Dogs, the lead actors were defanged. But like a pair of Labradors, they have a playful rapport.

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  • 50

    out of 100

    Variety Dennis Harvey

    Too bad this shrilly tuned comedy doesn't demand more than clock-punching effort from everyone involved.

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For Families provided by Common Sense Media

OK for kids 8+

Clueless-dad comedy is forgettable family fluff.

What Parents Need to Know

Parents need to know that this Robin Williams/John Travolta family comedy from the director of Wild Hogs includes lots of sight gags and physical humor, as well as jokey references to relationships and the "birds and the bees," but it's generally family friendly. Although there's no overt sexuality aside from some flirting and a kiss between adult characters, older kids will surely understand that a central couple consummated their marriage, as short-lived as it was. The wedding night in question also includes a scene of the main characters drinking huge cocktails, and it's obvious that they're comically drunk. There's no serious violence, but characters frequently fall and/or are injured in comic ways.

  • Families can talk about the movie's message about the importance of family relationships. What do characters learn about choosing between family and business obligations?
  • Is Dan's reaction to the news that he's a father believable? How are older fathers portrayed in the movie? Are the grandpa and senior-citizen jokes funny or repetitive?

The good stuff
  • educationalvalue true0

    Educational value: Not an issue

  • message true1

    Messages: The importance of family is demonstrated by Dan, who chooses a chance to be with his new family over a lucrative business deal. Dan and Charlie's lifelong relationship is also a good example of a loyal, unconditional friendship. But Vicki's decision to keep the twins a secret for seven years sends an iffier message.

  • rolemodels true1

    Role models: Dan and Charlie are good examples of unconditional friends, and Dan learns what it means to unleash his imagination and be a playful father to his kids. That said, the main characters also get drunk and sometimes behave immaturely.

What to watch for
  • violence false2

    Violence and scariness: Comic, slapstick-style violence: Dan falls while getting a spray tan; a particularly violent game of Ultimate Frisbee leaves the protagonists bruised and battered; a character ends up with a bloody face; Dan and Charlie crack each other's joints while warming up for a game. A character is kept trapped in a gorilla's embrace.

  • sex false2

    Sexy stuff: Charlie flirts with many women. Dan flirts with and kisses Vicki. Older kids will understand that Dan and Vicki slept together the night that they impulsively got married, which resulted in the twins. Jokey references to "the birds and the bees." One scene shows a lot of Dan's body (but no sensitive parts).

  • language false1

    Language: Relatively mild language: "idiot" and a few scatalogical words like "poop," "farting," and "scat."

  • consumerism false2

    Consumerism: Brands featured include Volvo, Apple, and Friday the 13th.

  • drugsalcoholtobacco false3

    Drinking, drugs and smoking: Charlie and Dan get drunk in Miami, drinking huge cocktails and flirting with equally inebriated women. Dan ends up marrying a woman he meets that very night. The two also take many prescription pills that have odd side effects, like lack of depth perception, ravenous hunger, and a Joker-like smile.

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