Jen Yamato
Hereafter Review

Jen's Rating:

2.0

Sincere, silly spiritualism.

Who’s In It: Matt Damon, Cecile De France, Bryce Dallas Howard, Jay Mohr, Richard Kind, Thierry Neuvic, Frankie MacLaren, George MacLaren

The Basics: Matt Damon sees dead people, but connecting the living to their departed loved ones for cash has taken an emotional toll, so now he works in a San Francisco factory and takes cooking classes to meet new people. Across the world, a French television journalist (Cecile De France) begins obsessing about the great beyond after having a near-death experience. And over in foggy old London town, young foster kid Marcus (Frankie MacLaren) struggles with life on his own when his twin brother (George MacLaren) is killed in an automobile accident.

What’s The Deal: Hereafter is a movie that asks the Big Questions: What happens to us after we die? How do we go on living when we lose the ones we love? Unfortunately, it also leaves us with more nagging questions. Such as: Didn’t we already get these answers from Dionne Warwick in those Psychic Friends infomercials? At least they were entertaining and seemed ever so slightly aware of their own silliness. Not so Hereafter, which wastes its earnest poignancy with a script so reliant on corny storytelling clichés that it brings its three main characters together fatefully under shared cosmic bonds, tying everything neatly together; screenwriter Peter Morgan (The Queen) even shoehorns in a last-second romance as a cherry on top. But grief and loss and understanding are concepts compelling enough on their own to warrant thoughtful exploration without such corny flourishes, which is why you might leave the theater too lost in your own thoughts to remember anything that happened onscreen.

What Hereafter’s Hereafter Does Not Look Like: The ominous and strangely misleading marketing materials that suggest this is some sort of supernatural thriller, a la The Sixth Sense or that Milla Jovovich alien movie. On the posters, mysterious astral lights swirl, Matt Damon’s eyes glow like he’s got the shining, and everything’s blue. In the actual film, the space between spaces is shown to be a blurry, dimly lit in-between world where the dearly departed float in a vast murky plane and send their regrets back to Earth. It’s decidedly unexciting. Even Damon is intentionally at his dowdiest and most uncool in Hereafter. That’s how we know he suffers.

Is It Too Soon To Use Global Tragedy as Dramatic Fodder? Eastwood’s opening sequence, a CG-enhanced re-creation of the 2004 tsunami that devastated Southeast Asia and killed 230,000 people, is Roland Emmerich-esque in its spectacle. Bodies are battered in the surge, children lose their lives, and buildings are destroyed – all to give the film’s female protagonist a glimpse of the afterlife. Later, a supernatural tip-off seemingly saves young Marcus from dying in the 2005 London subway bombings. And yet in the end, neither implication is followed up or given any sort of real payoff.

Who Gets More Mileage Out Of A Cameo Than Bryce Dallas Howard Does In All Of Her Screen Time: Derek Jacobi. And he does it while playing himself at a book fair.

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Comments (10)

manuel - 10-22-2010 9:47 PM
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OOOO DIOS MIO QUE MOVIE TAN LINDA ME LLENA DE TRISTEZA LOS MUERTOS MERECEN AMOR DONDE QUIERAN QUE ESTE. AMAR MATA.

Holden Akridge - 10-23-2010 2:10 AM
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"or that Milla Jovovich alien movie" ... really? not even the same genre... i bet your a fan of Close Encounters, loser...

BigYamFan - 10-23-2010 3:53 PM
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YummyYammy - you're one big cliche and know as much about plot as any other C student at Tisch.

Holly - 10-23-2010 11:04 PM
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sucks!

Fin - 10-25-2010 1:36 PM
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I thought the movie was excellent and think it's cliche to blame a movie for being too cliche. Especially when you don't offer the first exampe of what you are talking about. Just another case of someone who can't make a movie being a critic of those who can. A worthless review. If you haven't seen the movie and you like a slower paced, methodical movie that is sincere and earnest, then you might want to give this movie a try. You won't be disappointed. See how easy it is to write an accurate review?

L8bak - 10-25-2010 3:47 PM
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I loved this movie. I think everyone who reads this review should ignore it and go see Hereafter. It is terrible to think that small-souled reviewers like Jen Yamato, whose only taste resides in her mouth, get a platform like this website to display their ignorance, lack of insight and good judgement. As a result of such petty insights like the above, a substandard critic like Yamato has the potential to kill the attendance of a perfectly good and satifying film like this. However I read in the papers that Hereafter is doing pretty well at the box office, so I'm glad people are paying little attention to Jen Yamato and "Dave". Maybe Jen and Dave should go sell shoes?

jimboyc - 10-31-2010 8:55 PM
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Yikes is all I have to say. My neighbor who has great movie tastes pushed me to this movie instead of "Red". She owes me 8 dollars. Just kidding! I am educated, sophisticated to a degree, like off base theme movies and love Clint Eastwood...but what the heck happened here? I lreally liked "Lovely Bones" and all the big wig reviewers shunned it. Now that was a good beyond/after life movie but noooo big stars so it got shut out. I seriously was thinking of walking out on Heareafter and going on my merry way with my Sunday but saw this mess till the bitter end. Give it a Big old C minus folks. Does not work.

Ivy - 11-12-2010 11:12 AM
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This movie was horrible. I just did not get it and was way tooo long. This is my perspective as a 12 yr old.

Hope - 11-13-2010 11:40 PM
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I was going to leave a comment but then I realized that you people take this crap WAAAAYYYY too seriously. It's a movie, relax! If it sucks, say it sucks. If you don't think it sucks, say it doesn't suck. But don't verbally beat people who don't share your esteemed opinion! You know what they say, opinions are like a$$holes, and everybody is one. Or something along that line....

Louis Tartaglione - 3-28-2011 9:00 PM
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This movie was horrible. It was way too long. This is my perspective as a 48 yr old.

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