Film Reviews by Dave White
Your Movies.com Man at the Multiplex
Dave White
Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.
Your holiday to-do list: 1. Watch your favorite Thanksgiving-themed film. There are abour four of them out there, none very good. Okay, I take back #1. Don't do that. 2. Make a delicious pumpkin pie for your favorite film critic. 3. Watch Christmas Evil, creepiest Santa movie ever, even weirder than the 1960 Mexican kids film Santa Claus. 4. Buy expensive gifts for your favorite film critic.