Film Reviews by Dave White

Your Movies.com Man at the Multiplex

Dave White

Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Your holiday to-do list: 1. Watch your favorite Thanksgiving-themed film. There are abour four of them out there, none very good. Okay, I take back #1. Don't do that. 2. Make a delicious pumpkin pie for your favorite film critic. 3. Watch Christmas Evil, creepiest Santa movie ever, even weirder than the 1960 Mexican kids film Santa Claus. 4. Buy expensive gifts for your favorite film critic.

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Movie Title Rating Release Date
The Runaways 2.5 Female trouble 04/09/2010 Apr 09, 2010
The Bounty Hunter 0.5 Like being in jail. 03/19/2010 Mar 19, 2010
Repo Men 1.5 Retread Men 03/19/2010 Mar 19, 2010
Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3.0 Kafka for kids. 03/19/2010 Mar 19, 2010
Remember Me 0.0 Forget it. 03/12/2010 Mar 12, 2010
Our Family Wedding 0.5 An argument against marriage 03/12/2010 Mar 12, 2010
Green Zone 2.5 Going rogue. 03/12/2010 Mar 12, 2010
She's Out of My League 3.0 Not if it's a fantasy league, she's not. 03/12/2010 Mar 12, 2010
Brooklyn's Finest 2.0 Cops, Episode 1001. 03/05/2010 Mar 05, 2010
Alice in Wonderland 3.0 Alice in Empowerment Land. 03/05/2010 Mar 05, 2010
Cop Out 2.5 Police, "Jaws" Reference, Adjective, Penis Joke 02/26/2010 Feb 26, 2010
The Crazies 3.0 Crazy-ish 02/26/2010 Feb 26, 2010
The Yellow Handkerchief 3.0 Harmless hitchhiking. It can TOO happen. 02/26/2010 Feb 26, 2010
The Ghost Writer 3.5 Ewan cracks another code. 02/19/2010 Feb 19, 2010
Shutter Island 4.0 Not a wacky coconut-telephone island either. 02/19/2010 Feb 19, 2010
Valentine's Day 0.5 Heart-shaped box of nothing. 02/12/2010 Feb 12, 2010
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief 2.0 Rhymes with Schmarry Schmotter. 02/12/2010 Feb 12, 2010
The Wolfman 3.0 Dork side of the moon. 02/12/2010 Feb 12, 2010
From Paris With Love 0.5 Freedom fries. 02/05/2010 Feb 05, 2010
Dear John 3.0 The Notebook. With stamps. 02/05/2010 Feb 05, 2010
When in Rome 0.5 Ruins 01/29/2010 Jan 29, 2010
Edge of Darkness 3.0 Miniseries made even more mini. 01/29/2010 Jan 29, 2010
Extraordinary Measures 1.5 HE'S ALREADY WORKING 'ROUND THE CLOCK! 01/22/2010 Jan 22, 2010
Tooth Fairy 2.0 The tooth hurts. But it's just a dull ache. 01/22/2010 Jan 22, 2010
Legion 2.5 God hates you. Sorry. 01/22/2010 Jan 22, 2010
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