Film Reviews by Dave White

Your Movies.com Man at the Multiplex

Dave White

Dave White sees hundreds of movies a year in pursuit of anything as good as Ninja 3: The Domination. You can try to find him on Facebook but there are a million Dave Whites there so good luck. He also wrote a book called Exile in Guyville that you should buy. It's amazing.

Your holiday to-do list: 1. Watch your favorite Thanksgiving-themed film. There are abour four of them out there, none very good. Okay, I take back #1. Don't do that. 2. Make a delicious pumpkin pie for your favorite film critic. 3. Watch Christmas Evil, creepiest Santa movie ever, even weirder than the 1960 Mexican kids film Santa Claus. 4. Buy expensive gifts for your favorite film critic.

Showing all Dave's Reviews

Movie Title	Rating	Release Date
From Paris With Love	0.5 Freedom fries.	02/05/2010 Feb 05, 2010
Dear John	3.0 The Notebook. With stamps.	02/05/2010 Feb 05, 2010
When in Rome	0.5 Ruins	01/29/2010 Jan 29, 2010
Edge of Darkness	3.0 Miniseries made even more mini.	01/29/2010 Jan 29, 2010
Extraordinary Measures	1.5 HE'S ALREADY WORKING 'ROUND THE CLOCK!	01/22/2010 Jan 22, 2010
Tooth Fairy	2.0 The tooth hurts. But it's just a dull ache.	01/22/2010 Jan 22, 2010
Legion	2.5 God hates you. Sorry.	01/22/2010 Jan 22, 2010
The Spy Next Door	0.5 A family movie to punish the whole family.	01/15/2010 Jan 15, 2010
The Lovely Bones	1.0 Alert the Golden Raspberry people immediately...	01/15/2010 Jan 15, 2010
The Book of Eli	3.0 Illiteracy encouraged.	01/15/2010 Jan 15, 2010
The Last Station	3.5 Helen Mirren is the boss of you.	01/15/2010 Jan 15, 2010
Crazy on the Outside	0.5 Drop-the-soap joke in 3..2..1...	01/08/2010 Jan 08, 2010
Bitch Slap	1.0 Faster, Post-Feminist Sexbots! Pantomime a Weak Homage!	01/08/2010 Jan 08, 2010
Leap Year	1.5 Calling the Irish Anti-Defamation League...	01/08/2010 Jan 08, 2010
Wonderful World	2.5 Visit The Visitor all over again.	01/08/2010 Jan 08, 2010
Youth in Revolt	2.5 Like if Dead Ringers were a teen sex comedy.	01/08/2010 Jan 08, 2010
Daybreakers	3.5 No mushy stuff except guts.	01/08/2010 Jan 08, 2010
The Loss of a Teardrop Diamond	1.5 100% cubic zirconia	12/30/2009 Dec 30, 2009
The White Ribbon	5.0 The German Problem	12/30/2009 Dec 30, 2009
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus	1.0 Can I sue the Dr. for malpractice?	12/25/2009 Dec 25, 2009
Nine	2.0 Number of minutes before you want to leave.	12/25/2009 Dec 25, 2009
It's Complicated	3.0 More like "Weirdsies," really.	12/25/2009 Dec 25, 2009
Sherlock Holmes	4.0 Like "Blue's Clues," but old-timey.	12/25/2009 Dec 25, 2009
Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel	3.0 Part three, getting closer!	12/23/2009 Dec 23, 2009
Did You Hear About the Morgans?	0.5 Did you hear it was funny? You heard wrong.	12/18/2009 Dec 18, 2009

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