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Film Reviews by Dave White

Your Movies.com Man at the Multiplex

Dave White

Dave White's first movie review was of the animated feature Snoopy Come Home. He was seven years old and declared it a masterpiece. Sadly for film history, that review was never published. Since then he has written about movies for IFILM.com, E! Online and MSNBC.com and The Advocate. He's also the author of the book Exile in Guyville and believes that if you're not hiding from real life in dark movie theaters then you're not really living.

Dave's favorite films: Vertigo, The Godfather, I Drink Your Blood, Au hasard Balthazar, Destroy All Monsters and a few hundred others. Find him on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/dlelandwhite Follow him on Twitter at: http://twitter.com/dlelandwhite

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Showing all Dave's Reviews
Movie Title Rating Release Date
Rendition 1.5 A complete waste … 10/19/2007 Oct 19, 2007
Feel the Noise 1.5 … feels like something they did on the side one weekend … 10/05/2007 Oct 05, 2007
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising 1.5 … trying to cash in on the current craze for boy wizards … 10/05/2007 Oct 05, 2007
Resident Evil: Extinction 1.5 … puts the 'stink' in 'extinction.' 09/21/2007 Sep 21, 2007
Sydney White 1.5 … minus the stuff a comedy normally has that makes you laugh. 09/21/2007 Sep 21, 2007
Legal Tender 1.5 … stone-cold stupid … 08/24/2007 Aug 24, 2007
Mr. Bean's Holiday 1.5 … not funny in a deadly kind of way. 08/24/2007 Aug 24, 2007
El Cantante 1.5 … like Lopez is reading aloud from a biopic instruction manual. 08/03/2007 Aug 03, 2007
The Ten 1.5 … completely, sinfully unfunny. 08/03/2007 Aug 03, 2007
Goya's Ghosts 1.5 … a big bag of self-important gas … 07/20/2007 Jul 20, 2007
Introducing the Dwights 1.5 Not funny enough to make you laugh … 07/04/2007 Jul 04, 2007
Black Sheep 1.5Good Will Hunting with zombie lambs. 06/22/2007 Jun 22, 2007
Lucky You 1.5 … boring … 05/04/2007 May 04, 2007
Summer in Berlin 1.5 … dang, could it not be so boring? 04/19/2007 Apr 19, 2007
Perfect Stranger 1.5 … trashy, awful, piece-of-crap … 04/13/2007 Apr 13, 2007
The Reaping 1.5 … an annoying trick. 04/05/2007 Apr 05, 2007
Are We Done Yet? 1.5 … a big bucket of stupid … 04/04/2007 Apr 04, 2007
Puccini for Beginners 1.5 … not as smart or awesome as anyone in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. 02/02/2007 Feb 02, 2007
Arthur and the Invisibles 1.5 It destroys itself just fine. 01/12/2007 Jan 12, 2007
A Good Year 1.5 … pretty boring and lame. 11/10/2006 Nov 10, 2006
Copying Beethoven 1.5 … still sucks. 10/13/2006 Oct 13, 2006
Employee of the Month 1.5 … so damn boring. 10/06/2006 Oct 06, 2006
Trust the Man 1.5 … so tired. 08/18/2006 Aug 18, 2006
John Tucker Must Die 1.5 … so dull. 07/28/2006 Jul 28, 2006
Say Uncle 1.5 … so screwed up … 06/23/2006 Jun 23, 2006