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Film Reviews by Dave White

Your Movies.com Man at the Multiplex

Dave White

Dave White's first movie review was of the animated feature Snoopy Come Home. He was seven years old and declared it a masterpiece. Sadly for film history, that review was never published. Since then he has written about movies for IFILM.com, E! Online and MSNBC.com and The Advocate. He's also the author of the book Exile in Guyville and believes that if you're not hiding from real life in dark movie theaters then you're not really living.

Dave's favorite films: Vertigo, The Godfather, I Drink Your Blood, Au hasard Balthazar, Destroy All Monsters and a few hundred others. Find him on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/dlelandwhite Follow him on Twitter at: http://twitter.com/dlelandwhite

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Showing all Dave's Reviews
Movie Title Rating Release Date
Black Sheep 1.5Good Will Hunting with zombie lambs. 06/22/2007 Jun 22, 2007
Lucky You 1.5 … boring … 05/04/2007 May 04, 2007
Summer in Berlin 1.5 … dang, could it not be so boring? 04/19/2007 Apr 19, 2007
Perfect Stranger 1.5 … trashy, awful, piece-of-crap … 04/13/2007 Apr 13, 2007
The Reaping 1.5 … an annoying trick. 04/05/2007 Apr 05, 2007
Are We Done Yet? 1.5 … a big bucket of stupid … 04/04/2007 Apr 04, 2007
Puccini for Beginners 1.5 … not as smart or awesome as anyone in The 40-Year-Old Virgin. 02/02/2007 Feb 02, 2007
Arthur and the Invisibles 1.5 It destroys itself just fine. 01/12/2007 Jan 12, 2007
A Good Year 1.5 … pretty boring and lame. 11/10/2006 Nov 10, 2006
Copying Beethoven 1.5 … still sucks. 10/13/2006 Oct 13, 2006
Employee of the Month 1.5 … so damn boring. 10/06/2006 Oct 06, 2006
Trust the Man 1.5 … so tired. 08/18/2006 Aug 18, 2006
John Tucker Must Die 1.5 … so dull. 07/28/2006 Jul 28, 2006
Say Uncle 1.5 … so screwed up … 06/23/2006 Jun 23, 2006
Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 1.5 It's … for no one. 06/16/2006 Jun 16, 2006
Keeping Up With the Steins 1.5 Lukewarm comedy turns to sledgehammer heart-warmth … 05/12/2006 May 12, 2006
The Promise 1.5 more flying around and … I … uh … 05/05/2006 May 05, 2006
Stay Alive 1.5 By the end you wish they were all dead. 03/24/2006 Mar 24, 2006
Don't Come Knocking 1.5 I must have snored a little bit. 03/17/2006 Mar 17, 2006
She's the Man 1.5 … almost wins you over. 03/17/2006 Mar 17, 2006
Failure to Launch 1.5 … a widescreen unfunny sitcom … 03/10/2006 Mar 10, 2006
April's Shower 1.5 … Dirt of Boredom. 01/13/2006 Jan 13, 2006
The Producers 1.5 Oy. 12/16/2005 Dec 16, 2005
Shopgirl 1.5 … so far removed … 10/21/2005 Oct 21, 2005
The DUFF 1.0 Rhymes with "ENOUGH." 02/20/2015 Feb 20, 2015