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Film Reviews by Dave White

Your Movies.com Man at the Multiplex

Dave White

Dave White's first movie review was of the animated feature Snoopy Come Home. He was seven years old and declared it a masterpiece. Sadly for film history, that review was never published. Since then he has written about movies for IFILM.com, E! Online and MSNBC.com and The Advocate. He's also the author of the book Exile in Guyville and believes that if you're not hiding from real life in dark movie theaters then you're not really living.

Dave's favorite films: Vertigo, The Godfather, I Drink Your Blood, Au hasard Balthazar, Destroy All Monsters and a few hundred others. Find him on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/dlelandwhite Follow him on Twitter at: http://twitter.com/dlelandwhite

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Showing all Dave's Reviews
Movie Title Rating Release Date
The Last Airbender 1.0 Edward Leafblower-Hands to the rescue. 07/01/2010 Jul 01, 2010
The Karate Kid 1.0 Wax off. 06/11/2010 Jun 11, 2010
Survival of the Dead 1.0 Family Feud of the Dead 05/28/2010 May 28, 2010
Furry Vengeance 1.0 Watch "Pom Poko" instead. 04/30/2010 Apr 30, 2010
The Back-up Plan 1.0 Pregnancy for Dummies. 04/23/2010 Apr 23, 2010
The Joneses 1.0 Go sell it somewhere else. 04/16/2010 Apr 16, 2010
After.Life 1.0 Victoria's Secret Product Placement of the Dead 04/09/2010 Apr 09, 2010
Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? 1.0 Why not? 04/02/2010 Apr 02, 2010
Happy Tears 1.0 Oh, you'll cry alright... 02/19/2010 Feb 19, 2010
Saint John of Las Vegas 1.0 Several circles of indie film hell. 01/29/2010 Jan 29, 2010
Bitch Slap 1.0 Faster, Post-Feminist Sexbots! Pantomime a Weak Homage! 01/08/2010 Jan 08, 2010
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus 1.0 Can I sue the Dr. for malpractice? 12/25/2009 Dec 25, 2009
The Lovely Bones 1.0 Alert the Golden Raspberry people immediately... 12/11/2009 Dec 11, 2009
Love Happens 1.0 Love happens in other movies that aren't this one. 09/18/2009 Sep 18, 2009
Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All By Myself 1.0 Good. Then leave me out of it. 09/11/2009 Sep 11, 2009
Whiteout 1.0 Where's Rudolph when you need him? 09/11/2009 Sep 11, 2009
Blood: The Last Vampire 1.0 Yawn of the samurai. 07/10/2009 Jul 10, 2009
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 1.0 Even your kids will be bored. 07/01/2009 Jul 01, 2009
Pathology 1.0 … amazing for the sheer amount of insane things juxtaposed together in the same scene. 04/18/2008 Apr 18, 2008
Shutter 1.0 … even more unfrightening than The Eye 03/21/2008 Mar 21, 2008
Sleepwalking 1.0 … winds up being about nothing. 03/14/2008 Mar 14, 2008
Semi-Pro 1.0 Ferrell's usual moronic, ego-mad man-child thing. 02/29/2008 Feb 29, 2008
The Eye 1.0 … see-it-coming-in-5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1-style jolts … 02/01/2008 Feb 01, 2008
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale 1.0 … the kind of 'D' that also means 'A.' 01/11/2008 Jan 11, 2008
Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem 1.0 … boring and narrow in scope … 12/25/2007 Dec 25, 2007