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Film Reviews by Dave White

Your Movies.com Man at the Multiplex

Dave White

Dave White's first movie review was of the animated feature Snoopy Come Home. He was seven years old and declared it a masterpiece. Sadly for film history, that review was never published. Since then he has written about movies for IFILM.com, E! Online and MSNBC.com and The Advocate. He's also the author of the book Exile in Guyville and believes that if you're not hiding from real life in dark movie theaters then you're not really living.

Dave's favorite films: Vertigo, The Godfather, I Drink Your Blood, Au hasard Balthazar, Destroy All Monsters and a few hundred others. Find him on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/dlelandwhite Follow him on Twitter at: http://twitter.com/dlelandwhite

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Showing all Dave's Reviews
Movie Title Rating Release Date
The Brothers Solomon 1.0 … as entertaining as watching Dumb and Dumberer. 09/07/2007 Sep 07, 2007
Freshman Orientation 1.0 … pretend it's the '90s all over again. 08/31/2007 Aug 31, 2007
The Invasion 1.0 It's like an episode of 7th Heaven but with zombies. 08/17/2007 Aug 17, 2007
I Know Who Killed Me 1.0 … As a huge fan of unintentional comedy, I can wholeheartedly recommend it as that … 07/27/2007 Jul 27, 2007
Surf's Up 1.0 … a mess … 06/08/2007 Jun 08, 2007
Brooklyn Rules 1.0 … a sea of dumb … 05/18/2007 May 18, 2007
Even Money 1.0 … hand-wringy … 05/18/2007 May 18, 2007
Severance 1.0 … only occasionally interesting, and the comedy isn't funny. 05/18/2007 May 18, 2007
Kickin' It Old Skool 1.0 … as bad as Son of the Mask 04/27/2007 Apr 27, 2007
Sing Now or Forever Hold Your Peace 1.0 … tired, old, beaten-down clichés … 04/27/2007 Apr 27, 2007
Peaceful Warrior 1.0 … ridiculous … 03/30/2007 Mar 30, 2007
The Hills Have Eyes 2 1.0 … the new synonym for effing-boring. 03/23/2007 Mar 23, 2007
Gray Matters 1.0 … desperate … 02/23/2007 Feb 23, 2007
The Number 23 1.0 … cuckoo-bananas … 02/23/2007 Feb 23, 2007
Hannibal Rising 1.0 He is shirtless more than once. It's like, 'Hey, kids, Hannibal is sexy!' 02/09/2007 Feb 09, 2007
Norbit 1.0 … this does, indeed, suck it. 02/09/2007 Feb 09, 2007
Factory Girl 1.0 … so scattered and borderline incoherent … 02/02/2007 Feb 02, 2007
Rocky Balboa 1.0 … it's a dumb idea … 12/20/2006 Dec 20, 2006
Home of the Brave 1.0 … could have focused itself a little better. 12/15/2006 Dec 15, 2006
Bobby 1.0 … about practically nothing at all … 11/22/2006 Nov 22, 2006
For Your Consideration 1.0 … full of lead … 11/17/2006 Nov 17, 2006
The Marine 1.0 … stupid and unconcerned … 10/13/2006 Oct 13, 2006
Everyone's Hero 1.0 … cheaply made 3-D junk … 09/15/2006 Sep 15, 2006
The Covenant 1.0 … bland and dull … 09/08/2006 Sep 08, 2006
Flannel Pajamas 1.0 … it feels like years. 09/01/2006 Sep 01, 2006