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Film Reviews by Dave White

Your Movies.com Man at the Multiplex

Dave White

Dave White's first movie review was of the animated feature Snoopy Come Home. He was seven years old and declared it a masterpiece. Sadly for film history, that review was never published. Since then he has written about movies for IFILM.com, E! Online and MSNBC.com and The Advocate. He's also the author of the book Exile in Guyville and believes that if you're not hiding from real life in dark movie theaters then you're not really living.

Dave's favorite films: Vertigo, The Godfather, I Drink Your Blood, Au hasard Balthazar, Destroy All Monsters and a few hundred others. Find him on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/dlelandwhite Follow him on Twitter at: http://twitter.com/dlelandwhite

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Showing all Dave's Reviews
Movie Title Rating Release Date
There Be Dragons 1.0 Spanish Civil Snore 05/06/2011 May 06, 2011
Mars Needs Moms 1.0 Just like you need another hole in your head. 03/11/2011 Mar 11, 2011
The Roommate 1.0 "Single Digit I.Q. Female" 02/04/2011 Feb 04, 2011
The Rite 1.0 WRONG! 01/28/2011 Jan 28, 2011
The Tourist 1.0 Stay home. 12/10/2010 Dec 10, 2010
For Colored Girls 1.0 Tyler Perry strikes (out) again. 11/05/2010 Nov 05, 2010
Hereafter 1.0 Psychic hotline to comedy. 10/15/2010 Oct 15, 2010
You Again 1.0 No, not even for Betty White. 09/24/2010 Sep 24, 2010
You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger 1.0 Not if you're lucky, you won't. 09/22/2010 Sep 22, 2010
Alpha and Omega 1.0 Teen wolf poo. 09/17/2010 Sep 17, 2010
Devil 1.0 Satan hates toast. 09/17/2010 Sep 17, 2010
Middle Men 1.0 Porn is really bad, y'all. Seriously. 08/06/2010 Aug 06, 2010
The Last Airbender 1.0 Edward Leafblower-Hands to the rescue. 07/01/2010 Jul 01, 2010
The Karate Kid 1.0 Wax off. 06/11/2010 Jun 11, 2010
Survival of the Dead 1.0 Family Feud of the Dead 05/28/2010 May 28, 2010
Furry Vengeance 1.0 Watch "Pom Poko" instead. 04/30/2010 Apr 30, 2010
The Back-up Plan 1.0 Pregnancy for Dummies. 04/23/2010 Apr 23, 2010
The Joneses 1.0 Go sell it somewhere else. 04/16/2010 Apr 16, 2010
After.Life 1.0 Victoria's Secret Product Placement of the Dead 04/09/2010 Apr 09, 2010
Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? 1.0 Why not? 04/02/2010 Apr 02, 2010
Happy Tears 1.0 Oh, you'll cry alright... 02/19/2010 Feb 19, 2010
Saint John of Las Vegas 1.0 Several circles of indie film hell. 01/29/2010 Jan 29, 2010
Bitch Slap 1.0 Faster, Post-Feminist Sexbots! Pantomime a Weak Homage! 01/08/2010 Jan 08, 2010
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus 1.0 Can I sue the Dr. for malpractice? 12/25/2009 Dec 25, 2009
The Lovely Bones 1.0 Alert the Golden Raspberry people immediately... 12/11/2009 Dec 11, 2009