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Film Reviews by Dave White

Your Movies.com Man at the Multiplex

Dave White

Dave White's first movie review was of the animated feature Snoopy Come Home. He was seven years old and declared it a masterpiece. Sadly for film history, that review was never published. Since then he has written about movies for IFILM.com, E! Online and MSNBC.com and The Advocate. He's also the author of the book Exile in Guyville and believes that if you're not hiding from real life in dark movie theaters then you're not really living.

Dave's favorite films: Vertigo, The Godfather, I Drink Your Blood, Au hasard Balthazar, Destroy All Monsters and a few hundred others. Find him on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/dlelandwhite Follow him on Twitter at: http://twitter.com/dlelandwhite

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Showing all Dave's Reviews
Movie Title Rating Release Date
Don't Come Knocking 1.5 I must have snored a little bit. 03/17/2006 Mar 17, 2006
She's the Man 1.5 … almost wins you over. 03/17/2006 Mar 17, 2006
Failure to Launch 1.5 … a widescreen unfunny sitcom … 03/10/2006 Mar 10, 2006
April's Shower 1.5 … Dirt of Boredom. 01/13/2006 Jan 13, 2006
The Producers 1.5 Oy. 12/16/2005 Dec 16, 2005
Shopgirl 1.5 … so far removed … 10/21/2005 Oct 21, 2005
Annie 1.0 The sun will devour the earth with death-flames. 12/19/2014 Dec 19, 2014
The Pyramid 1.0 Temple Of Dumb 12/05/2014 Dec 05, 2014
Horrible Bosses 2 1.0 Horribler 11/26/2014 Nov 26, 2014
Dracula Untold 1.0 Dude, Where's My Vampire? 10/10/2014 Oct 10, 2014
As Above, So Below 1.0 Spelunkheaded 08/29/2014 Aug 29, 2014
Let's Be Cops 1.0 Crime against comedy 08/13/2014 Aug 13, 2014
And So It Goes 1.0 It Goes To Senior Day Care 07/25/2014 Jul 25, 2014
Sex Tape 1.0 Not tonight, dear... 07/18/2014 Jul 18, 2014
Bad Words 1.0 A-N-N-O-Y-I-N-G 03/14/2014 Mar 14, 2014
Need for Speed 1.0 My 2001 Mazda Protege is cooler. 03/14/2014 Mar 14, 2014
Endless Love 1.0 It only feels endless. 02/14/2014 Feb 14, 2014
Vampire Academy 1.0 Anemic 02/07/2014 Feb 07, 2014
Labor Day 1.0 Pie me up, pie me down. 01/31/2014 Jan 31, 2014
Devil's Due 1.0 Oh hell no. 01/17/2014 Jan 17, 2014
The Nut Job 1.0 That thing where they go rancid... 01/17/2014 Jan 17, 2014
Ride Along 1.0 Don't say it! Don't say it! 01/17/2014 Jan 17, 2014
47 Ronin 1.0 Excuse me, Sir, what's a ronin? 12/25/2013 Dec 25, 2013
The Book Thief 1.0 Reading Rainbow of Doom 11/08/2013 Nov 08, 2013
Carrie 1.0 They're all gonna yawn at you! 10/18/2013 Oct 18, 2013