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Film Reviews by Dave White

Your Movies.com Man at the Multiplex

Dave White

Dave White's first movie review was of the animated feature Snoopy Come Home. He was seven years old and declared it a masterpiece. Sadly for film history, that review was never published. Since then he has written about movies for IFILM.com, E! Online and MSNBC.com and The Advocate. He's also the author of the book Exile in Guyville and believes that if you're not hiding from real life in dark movie theaters then you're not really living.

Dave's favorite films: Vertigo, The Godfather, I Drink Your Blood, Au hasard Balthazar, Destroy All Monsters and a few hundred others. Find him on Facebook at: http://www.facebook.com/dlelandwhite Follow him on Twitter at: http://twitter.com/dlelandwhite

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Showing all Dave's Reviews
Movie Title Rating Release Date
BloodRayne 0.0 … awful/awesome … 01/06/2006 Jan 06, 2006
Rumor Has It... 0.0 … the least funny movie of 2005 … 12/25/2005 Dec 25, 2005
The Kid & I 0.0 … shockingly weird … 12/02/2005 Dec 02, 2005
House! 0.0 ...inept nightmare of boredom 09/01/1977 Sep 01, 1977
Blended 0.5 Lout of Africa 05/23/2014 May 23, 2014
Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return 0.5 Second bucket of water, please. 05/09/2014 May 09, 2014
Walk of Shame 0.5 Rhymes with lame. 05/02/2014 May 02, 2014
Tyler Perry's The Single Moms Club 0.5 Tyler The (Terrible) Creator 03/14/2014 Mar 14, 2014
That Awkward Moment 0.5 IDGAF 01/31/2014 Jan 31, 2014
I, Frankenstein 0.5 Why, Monster, Why? 01/24/2014 Jan 24, 2014
The Legend of Hercules 0.5 Sword-bored 01/10/2014 Jan 10, 2014
Grudge Match 0.5 Here The Boom Comes Not 12/25/2013 Dec 25, 2013
Romeo & Juliet 0.5 ... and Juliet is, like, the sun. 10/11/2013 Oct 11, 2013
Runner Runner 0.5 Fall down, skin knee, die there. 10/04/2013 Oct 04, 2013
Baggage Claim 0.5 Air sickness 09/27/2013 Sep 27, 2013
Battle of the Year 0.5 Lose Yourself To Dunce 09/20/2013 Sep 20, 2013
Grown Ups 2 0.5 Reflux 07/12/2013 Jul 12, 2013
Hammer of the Gods 0.5 Odin is ashamed of you. 07/05/2013 Jul 05, 2013
The Internship 0.5 You're fired. Also you were never hired. 06/07/2013 Jun 07, 2013
The Hangover Part III 0.5 The barfing stops. The migraine begins. 05/23/2013 May 23, 2013
Pain & Gain 0.5 Actually, just pain. 04/26/2013 Apr 26, 2013
Scary Movie V 0.5 Yo Mama 04/12/2013 Apr 12, 2013
Admission 0.5 Denied 03/22/2013 Mar 22, 2013
Escape From Planet Earth 0.5 Space junk 02/15/2013 Feb 15, 2013
The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia 0.5 Next: Dybbuks of Delaware 02/01/2013 Feb 01, 2013