Who's in It:
Steven Strait, Sebastian Stan, Jessica Lucas, Laura Ramsey
The Basics: They're hot, they're rich, they're warlocks, they're overdosing on hair product and they're as bland and dull as an entire season of 7th Heaven. I think that's supposed to be against Witch Law, isn't it?
What's the Deal? There's a mystery involved here somewhere, and our teen models have to unravel the clues or it could ruin
I don't know
their next trip to the Hollister store, I guess. Meanwhile, the young women lounge around in their underwear a lot trying to figure out the boys. Then there are some secret coven meetings with lots of candles and just the right amount of WB Supernatural moodiness. And that's it until the end.
That Ending: Is when all the action happens. But it's not much. In fact, if you haven't already left in the middle, bored out of your mind, and wandered into Beerfest, then you're going to feel even more ripped off.
PG-13 and Horror: That would be an oxymoron. Seriously, is anyone ever scared by movies like this? Are even 8-year-olds freaked out by it? Or is it just aspiration, a chance to sit in a dark theater and hope that some sweet day when you're a grown-up teenager, you can be this cool, too? I'm guessing the latter.