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Metascore®Generally unfavorable reviews Based on a weighted average of all critic review scores.
A sample of reviews from critics across the country.
There's something and nothing for everyone in Conan the Barbarian 3D.
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It's mostly noise and splurch and, as I mentioned, aaaaarrrrggggghhhhh!
Conan the Barbarian lives by a pretty simple ethos: He lives, he loves, he slays. What he doesn't do, alas, is act.
There is no purpose to the film other than random blood splattering amid scenes of bondage, primitive savagery and S&M eroticism. The film is numbing and dumb with its hero indistinguishable from its villains.
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Who ordered the Soulful Barbarian?
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As bloody as it is pointless.
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