Metacritic Movie Ratings
Branded Reviews



out of 100

Generally unfavorable reviews
Based on a weighted average of all critic review scores.

A sample of reviews from critics across the country.

  • 60

    out of 100

    The New York Times

    This fantastical fable takes aim at marketing itself with an intriguing if tendentious narrative.

    Read full review

  • 40

    out of 100

    VarietyRonnie Scheib

    This messy amalgam of mysticism, romance, satire, social criticism and cartoonish f/x seems destined for discount DVD bins.

    Read full review

  • 30

    out of 100

    Los Angeles TimesRobert Abele

    To borrow a hamburger chain's refrain, not lovin' it.

    Read full review

  • 0

    out of 100

    Village VoiceMichael Atkinson

    Branded has ideas, but unfortunately, the ideas are reeking batshit nuts, especially once the cheaply animated "brand" monsters, which might not actually exist, start flying around like Ghostbusters mistakes biting one another. You've been warned.

    Read full review

See all Branded movie reviews at


More Metacritic reviews

All I See Is You