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A Haunted House Review

Movies.com Critics

0.5

Dave White Profile

House of pain. Read full review

Other Critics provided by Metacritic.com

Critics scores range from 0 to 100, with higher scores indicating more favorable reviews.

  • 2.0
    20

    out of 100

    Metascore®
    Generally unfavorable reviews
    based on a weighted average of all
    critic review scores.

  • 30

    out of 100

    Village Voice

    Are the movie's half-dozen genuine laughs there just to tease the audience? What can we do to keep "A Haunted House 2" from happening?

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  • 30

    out of 100

    The Hollywood Reporter Frank Scheck

    Too often settles for raunchiness instead of wit.

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  • 67

    out of 100

    Entertainment Weekly Clark Collis

    If the result features around 1,783 too many fart gags, to be fair, it also boasts a couple of genuine minor scares. Although there's no doubt that the film's most horrible sight is a way-too-long shot of Swardson's naked rump.

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For Families provided by Common Sense Media

Iffy for 16+

Vulgar horror movie spoof has sex, language, and drugs.

What Parents Need to Know

Parents need to know that A Haunted House is the latest comedy spoof from Marlon Wayans and his cohorts, this time with their sights set on Paranormal Activity and the like. It's similar to Scary Movie and Dance Flick but less focused on pop culture references. Still, the humor is very vulgar and outrageous, with tons of sexual jokes/content (characters are swingers; one is gay; a sex toy and bondage outfit are shown) and some nudity (breasts, bottoms), as well as very strong language ("f--k," "s--t," the "N" word, etc.). The references to horror movies suggest some violence -- like demon possession and a scary ghost -- but the scare factor is often diffused by the humorous tone. Pot smoking and cocaine-snorting are played for laughs (a priest keeps a huge joint inside his Bible). Teens may want to see this opening weekend, but after that, not many will care.

  • Families can talk about A Haunted House's strong sex-related humor. What makes it funny? Does the movie ever discuss sex in a mature way?
  • Is the movie scary? How does the movie use images similar to those in horror movies but make them less scary?
  • What is a spoof, exactly? What does a spoof promise and deliver? What does it do to the original material?

The good stuff
  • message true0

    Messages: The movie is mostly filled with questionable behavior that doesn't have any consequences. Even the loving couple at the center of the story tends to argue and treat each other with disrespect.

  • rolemodels true0

    Role models: Characters are shallow and mostly irresponsible. Their primary goals seem to be selfish and carnal, rather than helpful or considerate.

What to watch for
  • violence false3

    Violence: The hero's dog is killed by a car; the dog's body (which looks fake) is shown. Horror violence includes a ghost attacking and a woman being possessed by a demon; the scare factor is diffused by the movie's comic tone.

  • sex false5

    Sex: A long montage shows the main character performing several (practice) sexual acts with a stuffed animal. Three topless women are viewed in a brief "party" scene. The neighbors are "swingers" who try to convince the main characters to join them. A "mandingo party" is briefly shown (black men having sex with a white woman, while the woman's husband watches). Men's naked bottoms are glimpsed. A sex toy and a leather bondage outfit are shown.

  • language false4

    Language: Strong, frequent language includes "f--k," "motherf----r," "s--t," the "N" word, "t-ts," "p---y," "d--k," "vagina," "penis," "ass," "ho" ("whore"), "hell," "damn," and "bitch," as well as "oh my God," "Jesus Christ," and "goddamn." A character uses the word "NigGyver" to describe a black "MacGyver" move.

  • consumerism false1

    Consumerism: Best Buy is shown, and an Angry Birds game is shown.

  • drugsalcoholtobacco false4

    Drinking, drugs and smoking: Characters smoke pot and snort cocaine in a comical way. They also drink beer socially.

Fan Reviews provided by

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This is the correct answer: Rate 70% Not scary and really weird. by TheRightAnswer
The reason why I put in SO-SO, because first of all the movie didn't make sense it was creepy when the lady got possessed or something. I took my friends to see it and they said ok, stupid, & hilarious! The movie was quite boring (Except for his dog). My answer to this movie that was it was weird and didn't make sense, but some parts were funny. Ok job A Haunted House and keep the movie on. P.S: I'm gonna see the next one!

5

by edwardveliz28

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