Have you eaten your lunch yet today? If not, stop reading now because what you're about to see may permanently scar you for life. Chances are high that browsing through pictures of Zach Galifianakis
posing seductively in a one-piece bathing suit was not one of the things on your bucket list, but for some odd reason Vanity Fair
felt we'd all want to see them anyway. The magazine famous for their weird-yet-addictively clickable photo shoots has outdone themselves this time with an online swimsuit calendar full of six images of Zach Galifianakis sprawled across a sandy beach in a red little number that just screams, "Ack, get me off this web page!"
Galifianakis can currently be seen in the mental hospital comedy (don't you love those?) It's Kind of a Funny Story. We're sure the story behind this swimsuit calendar is funny too, but the images also kinda hurt our stomachs. Is it wrong of us to say that he looked better with the giant beard covering his face? I mean, what's worse: the fact that these images exist, or that Galifianakis has bigger boobs than your girlfriend? Sound off below!