Which Woody Allen Quote Works Best for this Great Woody Allen 'Toy Story' Image?

Which Woody Allen Quote Works Best for this Great Woody Allen 'Toy Story' Image?

Jul 14, 2011

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss Bank."

"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."

"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."

"A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio."

"I can levitate birds. No one cares."

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."

"I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social."

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."

 

[image via Neatorama]

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