By now you've probably heard about Will Smith's ridiculously over-sized mega trailer on the set of Men in Black III. The thing is causing quite the stir on New York City streets -- so much so that the Mayor's Office just forced the production to move the trailer off the streets and into a private parking lot.
A few stats on this beast: It's 1,150 square feet (which is larger than most NYC apartments), has a movie screening room with a 100-inch screen, a gym, marble floors and costs $9,000 per week. Yup ... now we know how they convinced the guy to do a third Men in Black film.
But we're not here to talk about how obnoxious this thing is (answer: really obnoxious). Instead, we want to know which Transformer robot this monster would turn into, and whether it'd be an Autobot or a Decepticon. Seeing as Will Smith has teamed with Michael Bay on the Bad Boys films -- not to mention how Transformers: Dark of the Moon arrives in theaters in under two months -- we thought it might be fun and topical (and time-wasting) to come up with a couple new Transformers for Will Smith's new ride.
So, here are two suggestions (one Autobot, one Decepticon) for Transformers that Will Smith's pricey trailer could turn into should they need inspiration for that fourth Transformers movie. Feel free to leave your suggestions in the comments.
Name: Big Willieology
Known For: Transforming from a beautiful silver trailer into a robot that always leaves the battlefield in order to teach important life lessons to its younger robotic children, like how to make an obnoxious amount of money before you turn 21 by befriending Justin Bieber and creating stupid, moronic music videos about whipping your robotic hair back and forth.
Famous Quotes: Yes, parents do understand. Now see my movie, mortals.
Known For: Transforming from a monstrous, expensive, marble-floored mega trailer into a robot that destroys its enemies by drowning them in 100-dollar bills.
Famous Quotes: "Get jiggy with this, bitch!"