Watch: Your Nunsploitation Fix For the Day (Plus Our Five Favorite Movies Featuring Kickass Nuns)

Watch: Your Nunsploitation Fix For the Day (Plus Our Five Favorite Movies Featuring Kickass Nuns)

Oct 04, 2011

The power of Christ impales the man in this video who is a human punching bag for a group of nuns practicing their Karate and Aikido moves. It's an exploitation lover's wet dream — complete with rosary strangulation and slow-mo. Check out the video below, which we truly hope is real, and then dig into five other films that feature ass-kicking nuns.

 
Sister Gloria (the awesome Jennifer Rhodes) is the snarky nun with nunchakus and a stealthy ruler who guards the students of St. Rita's from the demonic Angela. 
 
Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) wields a set of wicked guns after getting caught up in a ring of corrupt clergy, drug-dealing bikers, and strip joint prostitution.
 
Maya Takigawa (played by Yumi Takigawa) is whipped with rose thorns and continuously tortured by a group of nuns who belong to a brutal convent where beatings and blowjobs are the norm. [video features nudity: NSFW]
 
Sister Gertrude (Anita Ekberg) loses her mind and succumbs to a nasty morphine addiction, inflicting a reign of terror against the patients and staff of the hospital where she works.
 

 

Machete

See it to watch Lindsay Lohan play a revenge-seeking, trashy nun with a gun. 
 

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