Watch Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Make a Porno in 'Scary Movie 5'

Watch Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan Make a Porno in 'Scary Movie 5'

Apr 08, 2013

 

Writing about Scary Movie 5 this morning — the newest installment in the popular parody franchise that rips on the greatest (or worst) hits of horror cinema and pop culture — I realized the movie hadn't even hit theaters yet. Somehow I told myself this thing had come and gone, especially since the focus of the fifth chapter reaches back to films and figures that have already peaked and faded.

Black Swan and Inception were released in 2010. Honey Boo Boo has had her 15 minutes of fame. Paranormal Activity has taken a back seat to the V/H/S series that promises to be the newest Halloween favorite. Charlie Sheen joking about his own perversions and frenetic media outbursts is a stale chuckle. Lindsay Lohan hasn't made a movie people really cared about in quite some time, but continues to hold the spotlight thanks to her disastrous family life and run-ins with the law. Liz & Dick was a joke, and although the New York Times article about the child actress on the set of The Canyons is one of the most fascinating reads you'll set eyes on this year, the film has yet to be released for public consumption.

Why should you see Scary Movie 5? I don't really have an answer for you, but here's a clip that features Sheen and Lohan being good-natured about their tumultuous careers. We'll probably watch it for Snoop Dogg, Molly Shannon (Mary Katherine Gallagher, we love you), Jerry O'Connell (I miss Sliders) and Mike Tyson.

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