Tyson's Literal Hangover and Jason Bateman's Not-Really Gay Porn Site

Tyson's Literal Hangover and Jason Bateman's Not-Really Gay Porn Site

Aug 11, 2010

Mike Tyson Did Film Role for Drugs As if you needed even more reasons why getting hit in the head repeatedly throughout your younger years can impact you as an adult, may we present this piece of evidence in the form of one Mike Tyson. You’d think things might be looking up for Mr. Tyson. Gone are the days of beating women and biting the ears off people, replaced with a good documentary and a scene-stealing role in last year’s biggest comedy, The Hangover. But … well, dude has to screw it all up somehow, right? Like how he recently admitted in a <a href="sports radio interview to starring in The Hangover so he could bootleg it and make money to buy drugs. He says, "I was doing that to supply my drug habit. I said, 'We're going to sell this on 42nd street on bootleg and make a lot of money.' This is my best thinking on drugs... It wasn't that way. It was an international success." And … so … that means you bought a lot more drugs than originally intended?

$50 to Watch a Movie at Home – No Thanks! Looks like a few Hollywood studios are contemplating a new service that would allow people to pay $50 and watch a new release in their home 30 days after it hit theaters. Would you pay $50 to watch a movie at home 30 days after it arrives in theaters? If you said “Not in a million freaking years,” then congrats – you fall into the category representing 99% of your average moviegoer called the “You Have to Be F***ing Kidding Me – Like I’d Ever Pay That Much to Watch a Movie on My Couch When I Can Wait One More Month and Rent The Thing from Netflix for Six Bucks, You Greedy Bloodsuckers” category. I heard that’s also the name of a band out of Toronto.

Whoa, Paris Hilton Just Got … Bigger While trotting around promoting her new perfume (called "Tease"), Paris Hilton showed off a bit more than expected. In photos from the event, Hilton was at her bustiest ever, prompting folks to assume the girl had a magical boob job at some point during the 38 seconds last week when someone wasn’t following her with a camera. But no, Paris did not get a boob job. What she did get was a fantastic bra, which sort of makes up for her lack of everything else (like, oh, brains, personality, sex appeal … I can keep going...).

Phew, Jason Bateman No Longer Has a Gay Porn Site Well, that’s not to say Jason Batman ever had a gay porn site. Well, okay, he had a gay porn site, but not that Jason Bateman – it was someone using the name Jason Bateman and the actor had nothing to do with it … we think. So, yeah, Jason Bateman managed to shut down JasonBateman.com, which, up until recently, was being used as a gay porn site … because when we think of gay porn, we immediately think of the straight, dorky, unhappily married guy from Juno.

Which Planet Does Courtney Love Live On? I’d have voted Earth, but each day it’s looking more and more likely that not-so-intelligent life from other planets lives right here among us. Not long ago Love tied herself to the Twilight franchise by claiming that she could get Robert Pattinson to play her late husband Kurt Cobain in a biopic. Not true. Now she’s traveling even further down the rabbit hole by telling the UK’s Daily Mail that her daughter Frances Bean Cobain passed on both the Bella role in Twilight and the Alice role in Tim Burton’s recent Alice in Wonderland. And then the tooth fairy showed up and knocked some sense into her (but not before shelling out $5 for every broken tooth because it’s only fair). C’mon Love – let’s be serious for a moment. Oh wait, I forgot -- it’s impossible for us to ever take you seriously. Carry on …

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