Consumerbots, Roll Out!
The fraction of people who weren’t struck deaf and blind after witnessing Michael Bay’s sucktacular Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
– and the even tinier segment who actually enjoyed it (which does not include star Shia LaBeouf
) – are probably pretty excited right now. A picture of the Megatron action figure that will undoubtedly be released alongside Transformers: Dark of the Moon
next year popped up online
, apparently confirming the evil Decepticon’s vehicular identity as a tricked-out fuel truck that would make Mad Max proud. Even if it is wearing a cape. --Adam Rosenberg