Consumerbots, Roll Out! The fraction of people who weren’t struck deaf and blind after witnessing Michael Bay’s sucktacular
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen – and the even tinier segment who actually enjoyed it (which
does not include star Shia LaBeouf) – are probably pretty excited right now. A picture of the Megatron action figure that will undoubtedly be released alongside
Transformers: Dark of the Moon next year
popped up online, apparently confirming the evil Decepticon’s vehicular identity as a tricked-out fuel truck that would make Mad Max proud. Even if it is wearing a cape.
--Adam Rosenberg