It's kind of hard to present this without commenting, but it's almost better if we don't say anything because, really, what is there to say except... why can't this be a real movie?
If only to see how Nicolas Cage pulls off the Tony Stark/Pepper Potts make-out scenes. Something tells us the technology they'd invent solely for those scenes would rock our worlds (and hearts).
Iron Man 3 (sans Nicolas Cage as every character) hits theaters this Friday. Read our nonspoiler review.