50 Cent Drops 54 Pounds, Becomes 25 Cent
In order to play a cancer-ridden football player in the upcoming film Things Fall Apart
, rapped-turned-actor Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson lost a whopping 54 pounds, wiping at least 25 cents off his once buff figure. Though he probably won’t nab an Oscar, Jackson should expect to be teased during recess.
La Lohan Escapes Jail, Dyes Hair, Doesn’t Care First she blamed the volcano, then she blamed her lost passport, then she blamed reshoots on a movie and now – thanks to our no-nonsense judicial system – Lindsay Lohan still managed to dodge jail after arriving days late for a court hearing. She is now back out on the streets (with blonde hair instead of brown) where folks can make thousands of dollars on a picture of her drinking a bottle of water. That is water, right Lindsay?
Jesse James Uses Abuse Card, Wants to Avoid Divorce
Apologizing for the 14th
time on Nightline
, Jesse James decided it was time to start restoring his image … by claiming he was abused as a child by his father. Oh, and he also doesn’t want a divorce from Bullock, but understands her pain … or something stupid like that. Next up: James will save a kitty from a tree live on national television.
Brittany Murphy’s Husband Dies of a Broken Heart … Literally Only five months after Brittany Murphy’s untimely death, her husband Simon Monjack passed away, apparently of a broken heart. Reports claim Monjack had a heart condition and was due to have bypass surgery, but kept putting it off. He was found dead earlier in the week in the house he once shared with Murphy. Creepy … and yet kind of romantic.
Megan Fox’s Transformers 3 Replacement After the ugly Transformers divorce battle between Megan Fox and Michael Bay, it looks like Bay is showing everyone just how important Fox’s character was by replacing her with a Victoria’s Secret model who hasn’t acted in anything except for a sexy lingerie ad or several. I think everyone is missing the bigger picture here; mainly: what the hell do these ridiculously beautiful women see in Shia LaBeouf’s nerdy little robot-loving character anyway?