Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
It was revealed this week that there would be no Dinobots in the sequel. This is nothing short of a betrayal of all that is right and good about the United States of America. Eh, I guess they’re saving them for a spinoff. Man, that’d be awesome. Grimlock. Slag. Sludge … What, I’m the only one who liked Dinobots? Anyway, the Super Bowl teaser
features Shia LaBeouf nailed to a gurney by a cranky Decepticon who looks to be hungry for his LaJunk.