In one of the oddest Star Wars tie-in campaigns we've seen yet, the French fast-food chain Quick has unveiled two new burgers in anticipation of The Phantom Menace 3D arriving in theaters, and we're not so sure The Force is strong with this duo. Called the Dark Vader Burger and the Jedi Burger, both burgers are meant to represent the light and dark side of The Force, with the Vader (should actually be Maul, right?) burger being dyed black because, ya know, who wouldn't want to chomp down on that evil, tasty-looking concoction? Yeah, not us. But by all means, have at it monsieur!