Hey, look! It’s the second trailer for the film absolutely no one was clamoring for! That’s right, the new trailer for Scary Movie V is out, and it looks every bit as terrible as you’d expect for a series that’s been creatively bankrupt from the second sequel forward. Who pays to watch this stuff?
It’s more obvious riffs on horror films performed by second-rate celebrities in the new clip, which features actors like Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg (or Lion, or whatever he’s calling himself these days…) and gags inspired by Evil Dead, Paranormal Activity, Mama and Cabin in the Woods.
The trailer looks indistinguishable from previous entries, but if you didn’t get enough of the supernatural shenanigans with the four earlier films, you’ll probably want to check this one out when it debuts on April 12. In the meantime, check out the synopsis and trailer below.
In the film, snooty, aloof, imperious and oversexed French dance company director Pierre is putting on a new production. Jody (Tisdale), a Caucasian late-20s mother of two and her late-20s African American friend Kendra (Ash) are both vying for the lead in the production. Jody’s extremely controlling former dancer mother is determined that Jody will have the brilliant career that eluded her. The highly skilled mid-30s Diva veteran dancer with the company, Heather Daltry (Shannon), gets cut from the production and goes berserk.