Russell Crowe ain’t nothin’ to f—k with.
A quickly squashed rumor last year has now turned into a sweet, hilarious fact
. Russell Crowe, who you probably didn’t see in Robin Hood
last year, is going to star alongside Wu-Tang clan MC/producer RZA
in The Man with the Iron Fist. The duo will play a pair of kung fu warriors in Feudal China who are “forced to defend themselves.” That’s seriously the description. I hope they’re defending themselves from hordes of angry moviegoers demanding their money back. --Adam Rosenberg