The answer to that question is most definitely no. You don't know what Debbie Gibson and Tiffany are up to these days, and chances are you don't want to know. Well too bad, because this juicy bit of ridiculousness is just too good to pass up.
Gibson, who brought us such hits as "Only In My Dreams" and "Foolish Beat," hasn't been seen since Jimmy Schwartz from down the block accidentally tore through her poster while he was up searching for an old baseball mitt in the attic. Meanwhile, Tiffany -- who you probably know from the song "I Think We're Alone Now" and ... that's about it -- only pops up when dance clubs down at the Jersey Shore play a club remix of her most famous song.
But wait! Just when you thought the former 80's pop stars were gone for good, here comes a film called -- wait for it -- Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, and it stars -- keep waiting for it -- Debbie Gibson and Tiffany, who, according to these new pics, literally smack down in the middle of a party. Oh, and at some point mega pythons fight Gatoroid, whatever the hell that is.
Hmmm, I wonder if the sci-fi nerds who are actually turned on by this sort of junk listen to the song "I Think We're Alone Now" and think it was specifically written to define their entire existence. Anyway, check this film out -- Mega Python vs. Gatoroid: Breeding One Stalker at a Time. Coming to some lonely nerd's basement real soon!