With all the news surrounding Michael Bay and his Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, we sorta feel a bit empty when there's no longer something to write about involving Michael Bay. So here's this: Someone uploaded a few very funny pages of what they claim is Michael Bay's rejected script for The Dark Knight. One look at the cover page, though, and it's pretty clear this is nothing more than a parody. Even so, we're pretty sure Bay's real version of a Batman movie would probably resemble this in more ways than we'd like to think, especially when it comes to all the unnecessary shots of the Pentagon, explosions, hot girl who doubles as a smart girl because she's wearing glasses, guitar solos and Batman chucking out lines like, "Back in black."
Check out the first few pages below, and more over here. [via Reddit]
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