Remember that friend of yours who was writing a script about a pizza delivery kid who eats a magic tomato and aquires enough super-human strength for him to defeat a bunch of wise guys and save the world as ... Pizza Man? Yeah, well someone bought it and turned it into a movie starring Frankie Muniz. Oh, but that's not all -- this sucker also features Adam West, Shelley Long, Corbin Bernsen, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Diamond Dallas Page as a Two-Face inspired villain. You want it. You want it now, don't you?
Unfortunately we do not have a release date yet (IMDB lists 2011 as its last known date), but we do have the ridiculous trailer below, complete with Stan Lee cameo because why not.