Those of you who find Christmas one of the year’s most disturbing holidays might enjoy this trailer and clip
for The Nutcracker in 3D
(who knew?). It’s frightening for a number of reasons, not the least of which is John Turturro
transforming into something resembling The Howling
in a Nigel Tufnel wig and the weird titular toy that gives South Park
’s Terrance and Phillip a run for the money.