Insulting Your Intelligence Is Half the Battle
It’s hard to admit that I’m too old to be the target audience for movies based on toys I played with as a kid. It’s harder still to describe how much I loved G.I. Joe. There were two shelves in my bedroom – one for Joe and one for Cobra. Many vicious battles were fought. Casualties were heavy. I believe at one point Grunt’s arm was melted off with a lighter. Anyway, that was a long time ago, and now I feel a little silly watching this trailer
. And rewatching it. And re-rewatching it.