Valentine's Day is virtually impossible to ignore, what with its relentless barrage of drugstore chocolates, bouquet specials and those goofy diamond ads (as if). It's all well and good for those of us who are dating, living in sin, betrothed, enjoying conjugal bliss—or just plain married. But what about those solo souls who don't necessarily want romance shoved down their throats every February? Despite its penchant for happy endings, Hollywood has churned out its fair share of cynical love stories, all the better to encourage smug, superior singles this Valentine's. Here are eight movies to help thumb your nose at love.