Nerd Watch: 'Star Wars' Porn, Titanic Shower Curtain, Teleportation World Record, Paul Rudd Freestyle Rapping and More

Nerd Watch: 'Star Wars' Porn, Titanic Shower Curtain, Teleportation World Record, Paul Rudd Freestyle Rapping and More

Jan 10, 2012

Alright let's get our nerd on ...

Here's a still from The Amazing Spider-Man video game that actually looks better than the movie. [Click to enlarge]

We love Paul Rudd. We also love Paul Rudd freestyle rapping. [Warning: NSFW language]



We also love Eric D. Snider, who when not writing for Movies.com, spends his time reading about kittens and making YouTube videos in which he disguises his voice as Randy Newman and sings a made-up theme song for We Need to Talk About Kevin.



Here's the trailer for the latest Star Wars porn parody, which looks way more like a fan-film than a turn on. Stop flying in space and just have sex. It's porn!

We want to spend the next few years doing nothing but driving around in this pimpin' Star Wars van.

Here's a mashup of Spielberg's The Adventures of Tintin trailer with footage from the '90s Tintin cartoon.


This Titanic shower curtain is so offensive it makes you want to own it immediately. [Neatoshop]

There's your own normal, boring, spend-my-weekend-at-Target life, and then there's the lives of those who go in search of breaking the most random Guinness World Records. Here's a team of magicians attempting the most teleportation illusions performed in one minute.



If Aliens battled Predators on a chess board, it would look like this ... [I Heart Chaos]

Since Hollywood isn't making that BioShock movie, the rest of the internet is.

We don't know why, but we're fascinated by the Mortal Kombat flash mob dancers who run around dressed as Mortal Kombat characters dancing in restaurant and store windows. Maybe it's because they're all overweight and horrible dancers. Yeah, that might be it.



All Disney princesses become cooler when they dress up as X-Men characters. [My Junk Drawer]

Here's a video from Angelina Jolie's future stalker as they show off a very cool negative 3D reproduction of her image. We don't really want to know what they did with the image after shooting this video.

 

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