Hobbit Sort-of News, Expendables and Eclipse TV Spots, and Human Centipede: The Game

Hobbit Sort-of News, Expendables and Eclipse TV Spots, and Human Centipede: The Game

• The Boys Are Back To balance the new Eclipse TV spot I posted earlier this week, here's the testosterone-rrific new TV spot for The Expendables. For all you guys suffering through Sex and the City 2 this weekend, hang in there...your time will come.
• Hobbled Hobbit All kinds of rumors flew around this week that The Hobbit finally got a green light, and 3D was also a go. Alas, it's just not true.
• Meet Your New Megan Fox British nobody gal Rosie Huntington (who, you ask? So did I) will replace Fox in Transformers 3. Because who expects Victoria’s Secret models to know how to act, anyway.
• Twilight: Eclipse Because the Buzz Bin can always use the traffic, I give you the latest TV spot.
• 8-Butt Graphics Someone put the “ill” in brilliant when they made the all-too-obvious connection and came up with Human Centipede: The Game. And if you don’t know anything about the movie, watch this.
• Much Ado About Nothing Certain groups are upset that an honest-to-god real Middle Eastern guy wasn’t cast in the role that went to Swedish Jew Jake Gyllenhaal. Too bad nobody thought of Naveen Andrews (Lost’s Sayid)—would’ve been great timing.