Gators vs. Debbie Gibson, NPH Reunites with Harold & Kumar, One Eclipse to Rule Them All and More

Gators vs. Debbie Gibson, NPH Reunites with Harold & Kumar, One Eclipse to Rule Them All and More

• Rolling Stone Thinks You're an Idiot Peter Travers, the mag's critic, casts a shadow of a doubt on moviegoers' smarts in an excerpt of his review, saying that "trusting the intelligence of the audience can cost Nolan at the box office." Hey, I didn't say it.
• But Can You Make Shoes Out of It? Only in our dreams could we imagine the Syfy Channel would pair ‘80s pop tarts Debbie Gibson (last seen in the not-as-good-as-it-sounded Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus) and Tiffany (last seen in the pages of Playboy) in their original TV movie Mega Python vs. Gatoroid, the mysterious latter of which sounds like either an unfortunately named sports drink or something you’d be unfortunate to catch from a dirty toilet seat. Yup, I'm in.
• Divine Resurrection What would Neil Patrick Harris do? Why, rise from his apparent death for A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas, natch!
• Movies, Eclipsed In news that should shock exactly nobody, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is Fandango’s top movie ticket seller of the year thus far. If you’re not one of the Twitards camping out for the premiere, watch it from the comfort of your laptop.
• The Non-Sense Astoundingly, M. Night Shyamalan’s got another pricey script making the rounds, with Gwyneth Paltrow and Bruce Willis sort-of attached. The big tweest? That anyone would be interested after The Happening.
• Worse by the Moment Years-in-the-making The Power of the Dark Crystal will use motion capture in the sequel about a girl made out of fire and a Gelfling who team up to steal a piece of the crystal to reignite the earth’s dying sun-core. So basically, The Dark Crystal with lame CGI.